15 Oct 09
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Originally posted by trev33Your list is in wrong order, and you are missing people, but good stab at it & having no imagination and copying my idea!
1. gb
2. very rusty
3. no1
4. skeeter
5. seitse
6. cft
7 rn
8. danial56
9. hoh
10. paprika
You have at least 3 people who shouldn't be there! And replaced by another 3 people.
OH and if you held a VOTE...I am certain I have #1 spot. 😛
15 Oct 09
Originally posted by hopscotchI break in to the vampire's lair at midnight. Do I go for the coffin? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down a woman vampire catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's chandelier. She's his daughter. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I
How would you deal with a real vampire?
like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and it's the half-vampire chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell my vampire lover to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin.
That's where I stashed the chandelier.
15 Oct 09
Originally posted by FleabittenIf you mated with a vampire then that would make you one too, because vampirism is an STD and is not only transmitted by blood.
I break in to the vampire's lair at midnight. Do I go for the coffin? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down a woman vampire catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's chandelier. She's his daughter. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet ...[text shortened]... n't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin.
That's where I stashed the chandelier.