Top ten reasons Devid Letterman had an affair

He had an affair. Is he the first? Will he be the last? Who cares.

Psst...David Letterman is actually Grampy Bobby's evil twin who was separated from him at birth. That's why he allegedly hates TV so much. He's jealous of his brother's fame and fortune.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Forget to take your humor pills today, Bobby?

Originally posted by Mimor
When you throw a stone into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps is the one you hit.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
...the reason I threw the rock at the pack of dogs in the first place was because they were ALL yelping.

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Originally posted by smw6869
#1a. He wanted to prove that his cigar was bigger than Clinton's cigar.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by Badwater
#5. He was auditioning for Stupid Human Tricks.

Nobody knows who he is outside of the USA, losers.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Nobody knows who he is outside of the USA, losers.

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#1 He got so excited when he had Danica Patrick on the show he grabbed a coworker to do something about it before he could get home to the old lady.