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Rookie, I'm sure you're a fine fellow, but now that the notorious blabbermouth Prester Lemondrop has been spreading rumors and perhaps raising false hopes, I must speak now of my erstwhile silent torment and nip this in the bud. For my heart is given wholly to another, who himself is already spoken for, and I am of course no homewrecker. I have a ravenous black hole where my lovelorn heart used to be and I am going mad with unrequited desire. Therefor I shall repair to some far wilderness to live out my empty days as a hollow, raving hermit. Please forgive me, and remember to blame Prester L for this embarrassing moment. I wish you every happiness, but have none to offer anyone. Farewell.
10 Jun 20
@caesar-salad saidmy tears fall like boiling rain
Rookie, I'm sure you're a fine fellow, but now that the notorious blabbermouth Prester Lemondrop has been spreading rumors and perhaps raising false hopes, I must speak now of my erstwhile silent torment and nip this in the bud. For my heart is given wholly to another, who himself is already spoken for, and I am of course no homewrecker. I have a ravenous black hole wher ...[text shortened]... L for this embarrassing moment. I wish you every happiness, but have none to offer anyone. Farewell.
i shall never, ever, love again
i expect royalties from the book sales
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10 Jun 20
@hells-caretaker saidHe belongs there.
@divegeester
I suppose that leaves Eladar on the shelf🤷♂️
@very-rusty saidyour opinion means a lot to me
Lemon the other two were funny, this one is just silly in my opinion.
-VR
how do I make it unsilly?
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10 Jun 20
@lemondrop saidCreate a thread about yourself and include a poll as to whether people should ignore you.
your opinion means a lot to me
how do I make it unsilly?
10 Jun 20
@lemondrop saidLOL@ lemon......You're one to be talking about creepy!!!
I was going to start a thread about who you would like to shower with
but decided not to
no wet dreams for creepy rusty
You don't have the courage to start a thread about goad and who he would shower with! 😛 😉
-VR
