Engineer for a company making stainless steel replacement parts for the heat treating industry. I'm taking early retirement in 6 months because I'm tired of working. THEN I'll be high rated because I'm going to sit around and watch soaps and when I get tired of that I'm coming back here, do some bunny bashing, and get my rating up. You have been warned!
I'm a forty-something undergraduate student who has been attending university since age 18 but has failed to get any kind of degree: I'm living off the proceeds of my late uncle's trust fund, which stipulates that all of my living expenses will be paid until I get a college degree, provided I don't quit or fail any courses. It has taken quite a bit of ingenuity to avoid graduating, as I have had to change my major countless times to circumvent core-course and credits requirements. The new Dean has made things worse by changing the university rules in an attempt to force me to graduate, but so far I have been able to outwit him. In my spare time, I climb things (random town buildings, but towers and steeples are a favorite). I may once have passed through an alien Moebus Device that changed the chirality of my molecules, with the result that (among other things) scotch tastes funny now.
Oh, wait...that was just the plot of a book I once read. Never mind.