Oh, The Irish!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday
for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking placed appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI like that. Good one.
Oh, The Irish!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday
for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking placed appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
Italian Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
son, Vincent, who used to help him was in prison. The old man wrote
a letter to his son describing his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just too old to be digging up a garden
plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be able to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4:00 am the next morning, FBI Agents and local polce arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
-gb 🙂
Originally posted by coquette"What?"
Huh?
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Originally posted by darvlayDarv, what is "T-Dot"?
Representin' da T-Dot WHAT!
Edit: Seems you've been around awhile, are looked up to and in the know. So please, if you would, help me to understand why so many
otherwise bright, considerate people frequently feel the need to duplicate and, even, triplicate original thread titles. Thanks. -gb
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyWhy?
"What?"
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI assume you are speaking about spin-off threads. Well, Grampy, personally I think it's because many people, simple or otherwise, find humour in parody and the spin-off thread is parody in its basest form - arguably more so than the raspberry or the ol' repeat everything you say playground joke.
Seems you've been around awhile, are looked up to and in the know. So please, if you would, help me to understand why so many
otherwise bright, considerate people frequently feel the need to duplicate and, even, triplicate original thread titles. Thanks. -gb
Originally posted by darvlayI assume you are speaking about spin-off threads. Well, Grampy, personally I think it's because many people, simple or otherwise, find humour in parody and the spin-off thread is parody in its basest form - arguably more so than the raspberry or the ol' repeat everything you say playground joke.
I assume you are speaking about spin-off threads. Well, Grampy, personally I think it's because many people, simple or otherwise, find humour in parody and the spin-off thread is parody in its basest form - arguably more so than the raspberry or the ol' repeat everything you say playground joke.