what's gonna be your epitaph

I know who killed JFK. It was...aaaagggghhhhhh

I've already left instructions;

'Checkmate!'

😕

Originally posted by eatmybishop
"tell rhp i'm on vacation"

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Crazed Naked Man Kills 23 With Enormous Dildo. News at 11.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Dildos write epitaphs ?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
How do you manage to be such a tool?

'Undeserved Promotion'

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Cut to the quick by your rapier like wit again.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't flatter yourself. I don't waste wit on those to stupid to understand it.

Store in a cool, dry place.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy- Tom Waits

There is only one for me:
"I'll be back!"

And also, I want sensors built into the gravestone so as people turn to walk away, they hear my voice saying ha ha haaaa.

I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the F*^% outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the F%$# over

Here lays Ice Cold
In Winter he is.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Here lays Ice Cold
In Winter he is.