what's gonna be your epitaph

Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
There is only one for me:
"I'll be back!"

And also, I want sensors built into the gravestone so as people turn to walk away, they hear my voice saying ha ha haaaa.

My epitaph shall read, "Should have tried harder. Now he's standing in the corner, with his hands upon his head!" 🙁

They told me not to drink that car polish, but I wanted to go out with a great finish.

The final ban.

18-1.. HAHAHAHAHA!

"I wish I'd had more sex"

i told you i was ill

damn, i never did find out why a duck's quack doesnt echo : (

ashes to ashes
dust to dust
better to burn out
than to rust
ashes to ashes
funk to funky
here lies burnt out
iron monkey

life was naught without you lord

Originally posted by Starrman
"I wish I'd had more sex"

"Caution Caution Caution...to prevent electric shock do not remove cover. No user serviceable parts inside. Refer all repairs to qualified service personel"

Let this be the epitah to my heart....Cupid put too much poison in the dart...

Originally posted by eamon o
damn, i never did find out why a duck's quack doesnt echo : (

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Mythbusters did it, foo!

I forget the conclusion though.