Originally posted by Grampy Bobby* When I grow up I'd like to invent a delicatessen machine with an optional setting that will slice prosciutto so thin it has only one side.
* When I grow up I hope to discover a cure for suicide... not for individuals but rather for general forums, intent on choking themselves to death.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyIn all nerdy seriousness, you could take a strip of prosciutto and fat-weld itself to itself in the shape of a Mobius strip, which would then only have one side. Question is, does this taste better or worse than a normal piece? And how exactly do you wrap a prosciuttibius strip around a fig?
* When I grow up I'd like to invent a delicatessen machine with an optional setting that will slice prosciutto so thin it has only one side.
Originally posted by PBE6* When I grow up there's no way I'll consent to wearing clothes made from fig leaves.
In all nerdy seriousness, you could take a strip of prosciutto and fat-weld itself to itself in the shape of a Mobius strip, which would then only have one side. Question is, does this taste better or worse than a normal piece? And how exactly do you wrap a prosciuttibius strip around a fig?