Where, when home, do you keep your keys?

I'm not sure. You tell me and we'll both know. ... in the front door lock.

@fmf said
I can't remember using keys for any reason for several years.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
They're quite good at opening things. Embrace new technology.

(Invented by Theodorus of Samos in the 6th century BC.)

@fmf said
I just don't need them.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Do you live under a bridge?

@fmf said
No. A house. I just live a life that doesn't involve using keys.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
What about shoes?

@fmf said
I have shoes.

@the-gravedigger said
You could keep your keys in there then.

@drewnogal said
Not if they’re flip flops or sliders?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Mine are on a little cat statue holding a dish, by the front door.

Had a friend who use to keep his in the fridge (for security purposes). He also liked to put the cold keys in his pocket when he left for work in the morning. (Not sure of the relevance, but he was French).

@drewnogal said
We used to keep a spare key buried in the garden inside one of those small cylindrical film containers, but you may be a bit too young to remember them?

@the-gravedigger said
You could keep your keys in there then.

@FMF
Where again do you live again, if you don’t mind me asking.

@mike69 said
@FMF
Where again do you live again, if you don’t mind me asking.