Originally posted by Very RustyShouldn't you be out hunting bears or moose or whatever it is you Canadians do when it gets cold.
Hey CS,
You have a little brown spot on the tip of you nose you might want to wipe off before you go out in public.
-VR
Winters nearly here VR.
You cant always rely on goose fat.
Originally posted by robbie carrobieRALEIGH
Please remember you are a lady and should act like one.
—Delivering her closing argument of the 2016 campaign, Hillary Clinton has replaced her campaign slogan, “Stronger Together,” with a new one, “Won’t Blow Up Planet.”
According to Clinton-campaign sources, the new slogan is designed to appeal to suburban women, a group of voters that has historically opposed blowing up the planet.
Clinton launched the slogan at a campaign appearance in Raleigh, North Carolina, where she told supporters, “On Day One of my Administration, I will work for you. I will fight for you. And I will not blow up the planet.”
But, even as Clinton spoke, the slogan came under fire from Donald Trump’s campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, who said that it reflected “the failed policies of the past.”
“The American people have just had eight years of a President who didn’t blow up the planet,” Conway said. “Donald Trump is offering something different.”
Apparently, maybe obviously to some, Robbie should be the running mate to this guy right here...
Vermin Supreme
Vermin Supreme (his legal name) has been campaigning for political office since 1986 when he ran for Mayor of Baltimore. During the 1992 New Hampshire primary he challenged Sen. Tom Harkin to a chainsaw duel in the Steel Cage of Death. Harkin declined.
Since then he's set his sights higher, campaigning to become mayor of the United States, emperor of the new millennium, and President of the United States (because, as he notes, it's the highest office on the ballot). Vermin Supreme argues that "All politicians are, in fact, vermin. I am the Vermin Supreme; therefore I am the most qualified candidate."
He often wears a rubber boot on his head "if the shoe fits, wear it", a plastic eagle on his chest, and carries a giant toothbrush. The toothbrush symbolizes his focus on dental hygiene, which he promotes because "Proper dental hygiene is essential to proper social order." He advocates, "government-issued toothpaste containing addictive yet harmless substances; video surveillance through two-way bathroom mirrors, electronic tracking, moisture and motion sensor devices in all toothbrushes... or even preventative dental maintenance detention facilities."
Other positions he supports includes: "No flying monkeys in the streets of New York! To do something about the weather! Computer chip implants for all Americans! The legalization of human meat! Bigger family values! To make crime against the law!"
Originally posted by LEURMy dear sir I am not a bad man, just ambitious, if I was going to run for office it would be President of the Universe! Meat is murder!
Apparently, maybe obviously to some, Robbie should be the running mate to this guy right here...
Vermin Supreme
Vermin Supreme (his legal name) has been campaigning for political office since 1986 when he ran for Mayor of Baltimore. During the 1992 New Hampshire primary he challenged Sen. Tom Harkin to a chainsaw duel in the Steel Cage of Death. Harkin d ...[text shortened]... Americans! The legalization of human meat! Bigger family values! To make crime against the law!"
Originally posted by Captain StrangeCS,
Shouldn't you be out hunting bears or moose or whatever it is you Canadians do when it gets cold.
Winters nearly here VR.
You cant always rely on goose fat.
You have it all wrong, we wrestle with bears, and make moose our pets. You think you could survive in the woods in a log cabin in the winter time here in Canada?
Regards,
-VR