11 Jan 11
Originally posted by SunburntBig boys don't cry. FACT!~
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.
Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.
Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
11 Jan 11
Originally posted by SunburntWhat if he's watching Toy Story 3?
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.
Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.
Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
11 Jan 11
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Originally posted by PalynkaOk, certain films or books may allow crying. Being "moved" by someone else's story is ok, but only one or two tears allowed and the man should claim there "is something" in his eye.
What if he's watching Toy Story 3?
Don't forget Wall-e !
In fact, the twice a year rule shall include crying during films.
11 Jan 11
Originally posted by SunburntThe beginning of Up! was the one that pierced my armor. :'(
Ok, certain films or books may allow crying. Being "moved" by someone else's story is ok, but only one or two tears allowed and the man should claim there "is something" in his eye.
Don't forget Wall-e !
In fact, the twice a year rule shall include crying during films.
11 Jan 11
Originally posted by SunburntIncluding... or excluding?
Ok, certain films or books may allow crying. Being "moved" by someone else's story is ok, but only one or two tears allowed and the man should claim there "is something" in his eye.
Don't forget Wall-e !
In fact, the twice a year rule shall include crying during films.
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11 Jan 11
Originally posted by SunburntAre you implying that a woman who's crying ALL THE TIME over everything is not a total wuss and an emotional mess? 😕
Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
11 Jan 11
Originally posted by mikelomA magazine is a lot more useful than beer. You can use it to make paper airplanes and boats (which will cheer you up in times of crisis). You can use it to fire your stove (which is important if your crisis involves a cold house). You can sit on it if your crisis happens outside, and there's no dry and clean spot to sit. If your crisis involves losing your speech and writing ability, you can communicate by pointing to letters or words in the magazine, or even pictures if you have lost the ability to read, too. I could go on...
In times of crisis, men seem to turn to beer. Women, on the other hand, seem to turn to Woman's Own magazine. Are we missing something, men?
I picked up a copy of Woman's Own. It appeared to be full of untrue stories, and advertisements for knee plasters and elbow bandages.
I prefer the idea of beer myself, or am I wrong? 😉
-m.
Beer, on the other hand, is only useful if your crisis involves a slug invasion.
11 Jan 11
Originally posted by Sunburnttwice a year sounds like a crybaby to me. I'd say once a decade would sound about right, for an emotional type. and it's not about being manly or TUFF!~. men just don't do crying.
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.
Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.
Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
not that there's anything wrong with it. we just stop doing it after puberty. pent up frustration, clenching fists in the pocket, grinding teeth, building stuff, punching walls, sure. crying, no.
and in the unlikely occasion we might do it, we DON'T want to discuss it.
of course there are exceptions.
11 Jan 11
Originally posted by wormwoodI now envision you punching holes in your wall with a scowl, and plastering and painting with a smile.
twice a year sounds like a crybaby to me. I'd say once a decade would sound about right, for an emotional type. and it's not about being manly or TUFF!~. men just don't do crying.
not that there's anything wrong with it. we just stop doing it after puberty. pent up frustration, clenching fists in the pocket, grinding teeth, building stuff, punching walls ...[text shortened]... e might do it, we DON'T want to discuss it.
of course there are exceptions.
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