Womb of RHP General Forum Threads

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
HAHAHAHA! I think I just wet my pants with this one. HAHAHAHA!


I'm reminded of a line fron Lt Hauk in Good Morning Vietnam, "Sir, in my heart I know I'm funny." HAHA!

Rusty: I understand you're pretty funny as a RHP'er and, well, comedy is kind of a hobby of mine. Well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby, Reader's Digest is cons ...[text shortened]... ds, that'd be a hoot.
Rusty: That's a joke, right?
Trev: Maybe.
Rusty: I get it.

Not bad

Ok, I smiled slightly

Originally posted by trev33
ok i have probably asked most of these at some point in another thread which no doubt went unanswered.

1. why do you waste your time here? read second post again for ideas on what to do with your time.

2. not everyone wants to see a new thread created by you each and every day, sometimes more than one. this has been proven with the number of rec's my p ts.

is this the legacy of the last years of your life that you want?

i wouldn't.

1. Play chess on this site and post on the forums because I enjoy chess and people. Go back sometimes to reply to posts I've overlooked.

2. Never been one to poll people to inform my decisions or base my happiness on their standards or approval. I do care about the savvy 2-3%.

3. New comer to laptops and the internet. RHP is all I know. My son set me up here July, 2007. Only chess until Christmas. Then the forums.

4. Global human contact fills a void in a retired widower's life. Posting drivel reflects my shallow immaturity. With complaints I consider the source.

5. Many mistakes. No regrets. Providentially protected and blessed. Still alive. God still has a defined purpose and plan for my life. -Bobby




P.S. Thanks for finally getting your questions stated. Please feel free at any time now or in the future to comment, rephrase or ask new ones.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
LOL! This is also hilarious. Have you thought about doing America's Got Talent? Surely there is a Canadian version like "Beaver Search"?

Hand, been hoping you might have a moment to review posts to your own general forum thread titled "Diagnose a Social Disorder". Thanks.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
God still has a defined purpose and plan for my life. -Bobby

which is....?

Originally posted by trev33
which is....?

Being a senility billboard and to remind us all to shoot ourselves in the head before we get to that state.

Originally posted by trev33
which is....?

God only knows. Or should that be only God knows?

Originally posted by trev33
which is....?

... to grow up and reach the full stature of maturity, to fulfill the plan He designed for both you and me from eternity past to glorify Him.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... to grow up and reach the full stature of maturity, to fulfill the plan He designed for both you and me from eternity past to glorify Him.

Take it to the spirituality forum spanky

Originally posted by adramforall
Take it to the spirituality forum spanky

Honest and transparent answer to a direct question... and spouting trite teenager drool is the very best risposte you can come up with?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... to grow up and reach the full stature of maturity, to fulfill the plan He designed for both you and me from eternity past to glorify Him.

How can you claim to know the will and plans of God? Truly, this is only your best hopes of what his plans for you are. Hell, for all you know, God's master plan for you at this point could be to have you become roadkill by this afternoon.

Oh, but he speaks to you, of course. How could I be so silly?

Originally posted by darvlay
How can you claim to know the will and plans of God? Truly, this is only your best hopes of what his plans for you are. Hell, for all you know, God's master plan for you at this point could be to have you become roadkill by this afternoon.

Oh, but he speaks to you, of course. How could I be so silly?

Question: Why do so many of God's plans involve catching crabs at a roadhouse?

Originally posted by PBE6
Question: Why do so many of God's plans involve catching crabs at a roadhouse?

He probably believes that stupidity should hurt?
Look what he did to Jesus!

Originally posted by Natsia
He probably believes that stupidity should hurt?

Is that why poor little Tony always wore a helmet in grade school?

Originally posted by darvlay
How can you claim to know the will and plans of God? Truly, this is only your best hopes of what his plans for you are. Hell, for all you know, God's master plan for you at this point could be to have you become roadkill by this afternoon.

Oh, but he speaks to you, of course. How could I be so silly?

There are only three avenues of knowledge, of knowing anything... empiricism (experience it), rationalism (reason it out) and belief (faith).

Originally posted by PBE6
Question: Why do so many of God's plans involve catching crabs at a roadhouse?

The Creator's plans take into account creature areas of weakness and lust patterns without condoning them. His justice and integrity establish

rules. Break them, suffer. It's self inflicted. You do it to yourself. He's also a perfect gentleman who happens to respect you and your free will.