Word Salad Shorts

@moonbus said
If you stare too long at a 3-sided triangle, it starts to stare back at you.

balumphing a five-sided triangle yields nestic ambitions

@divegeester said
I never actually said that she was talkative just that loquaciousness was her forte.

@shallow-blue said
That's not word salad, that's just sarcasm. If you want real word salad, listen to Donald Trump or Boris Johnson. Covfefe elenchi.

@the-gravedigger said
The GOAT is Kamala.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Thread warning:

Do not attempt to make shorts out of salad.

I’d like a salad please, I think a Caesar Salad, but I don’t want anchovies…oh look ok I’ll have the anchovies, but only if they are fresh and I’d like extra Parmesan and black pepper to partially mask their taste, and serve the chicken… yes make it a chicken Caesar Salad…on the bottom as I don’t like to look at it first off.

The volume of subterranean agrarian products relates in reciprocal relation to the mental capacities of their producers.