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so is there any one fit out there

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Originally posted by wardymcward
so is there any one fit out there
You know you have really hit rock bottom when you are trying to pick up people on a chess site.

Mate, even the Samaritans would tell you to jump.

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''There's no-one quite like Grandma'' by the St.Winifreds choir. Only in the UK could a song so utterly soul-destroying make it to No.1. And don't even get me started on Agadoo....

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By far and without question the worst song ever is:

The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

Please spoon out my eyes with a blistering hot plastic spoon whenever that song comes on: Sssss Aaaaa Fffff Eeeee Ttttt Yyyyyyy.....

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Edit: This also should get an honorable mention as the worst video of all time as well......

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
By far and without question the worst song ever is:

The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

Please spoon out my eyes with a blistering hot plastic spoon whenever that song comes on: Sssss Aaaaa Fffff Eeeee Ttttt Yyyyyyy.....

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

I am going to download that out of curiosity.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
By far and without question the worst song ever is:

The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

Please spoon out my eyes with a blistering hot plastic spoon whenever that song comes on: Sssss Aaaaa Fffff Eeeee Ttttt Yyyyyyy.....

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Edit: This also should get an honorable mention as the worst video of all time as well......
I'd rather have my teeth pulled than listen to that song. Couldn't watch the video neither without a barf bag present. You got a rec for bringing back bad memories in music.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
By far and without question the worst song ever is:

The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

Please spoon out my eyes with a blistering hot plastic spoon whenever that song comes on: Sssss Aaaaa Fffff Eeeee Ttttt Yyyyyyy.....

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Edit: This also should get an honorable mention as the worst video of all time as well......
No way is it the worst video , it had midgets if I remember correctly .

I'm going to narrow down my choice to "Horrible Songs by Tallented People (subtitled , What the Hell could They Have Been Thinking When They Recorded That Bow-wow ?) ."

Two come immediately to mind - Mic Jagger and David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street" .

and - "Xanadu" by ELO

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
No way is it the worst video , it had midgets if I remember correctly .

I'm going to narrow down my choice to "Horrible Songs by Tallented People (subtitled , What the Hell could They Have Been Thinking When They Recorded That Bow-wow ?) ."

Two come immediately to mind - Mic Jagger and David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street" .

and - "Xanadu" by ELO
Okay I did say "honorable mention" for worst video but the midgets do help a very little.

To continue on with songs, I submit anything by Wang Chung in the top twenty.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Okay I did say "honorable mention" for worst video but the midgets do help a very little.

To continue on with songs, I submit anything by Wang Chung in the top twenty.
OK , now you're getting really foul and disgusting . You've forced me to dig down to the very bottom of the barrel - "Saturday Night " by the Bay City Rollers .

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you wanna talk about bad songs,, how about "meatloaf" singing "I would do anything for love"........and the video is just as bad..... the really bad thing about this song is that it makes no f-ckin sense...

he says "I would do anything for love but I wont do THAT",, but he never says what "that" is.....its really quite vexing...

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They had all the music mags and music writers and records labels have some fun with this ... they reckoned the worst ever published record was William Shatner - Lucy in Sky with Diamonds.

I down loaded it ...it... it... is so bad that it leaves a terrible indellible impression.

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Originally posted by chakan
anything by the bee gees! could maybe add abba to that
You arse wipe! ABBA is the greatest band ever to have existed!!!

You really should use less drugs before posting!

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
They had all the music mags and music writers and records labels have some fun with this ... they reckoned the worst ever published record was William Shatner - Lucy in Sky with Diamonds.

I down loaded it ...it... it... is so bad that it leaves a terrible indellible impression.

Yeah. I was about to mention Shatner's adventures into music.

What about Mr. Spock's: Bilbo Baggins of the shire?
That's pretty screwed up. But the video is what really gives it that true Michael Jackson air! Little girls in dresses dancing around him and everything....

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