Original limerick thread

Rules:
1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)

Here's my first attempt:

There once was a girl named coquette
whose musical taste was motet
very little could find
of harmonious kind
so she started a thread for a bet.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Rules:
1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)

Here's my first attempt:

There once was a girl named coquette
whose musical taste was motet
very little could find
of harmonious kind
so she started a thread for a bet.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
There once was a man called Hinds
Who to all reason was blind
He was such a clod
Believing in god
And never using his mind
😏

Originally posted by wolfgang59
There once was a man called Hinds
Who to all reason was blind
He was such a clod
Believing in god
And never using his mind
😏

I played chess with a chap called Cyrus,
and his laptop got a terrible virus.
On move 59,
he had to resign,
and he sent the PGN on papyrus.

Cyrus is not a current player. FAIL.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Cyrus is not a current player. FAIL.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Cyrus is not a current player. FAIL.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
:'(

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
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Originally posted by tomtom232
Thats not a limerick! Thats a few too many beers! 🙄

Originally posted by Kewpie
Rules

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
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Originally posted by Kewpie
Rules:
1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)

Here's my first attempt:

There once was a girl named [b]coquette
whose musical taste was motet
very little could find
of harmonious kind
so she started a thread for a bet.[/b]