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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]3N2R1/pp3p2/3K2p1/8/2pk4/3pp2p/3P1pB1/1Q4BR w[/fen]
Mate in 1
The big hint in the first one, the mate in one.
If you set it up on a board you will solve it very easily.



And that's a fact.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]8/8/4P3/3p4/2p3p1/1pP1kPPp/1P5P/R3K2R[/fen]
Mate in 3

Mate in 3

Solution:
1.e7! (2.e8Q K-any 3.Qe2) __A__ 1...Kxf3 2.e8R Kg2 3.0-0-0-0-0-0 castle with the promoted Rook __B__ 1...gxf3 2.e8Q+ Kd3 3.0-0-0 __C__ 1...Kxf3 2.e8R d4 3.0-0 __ Three different castlings in one problem.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]3N2R1/pp3p2/3K2p1/8/2pk4/3pp2p/3P1pB1/1Q4BR w[/fen]
Mate in 1
Solution:
There are nine black pawns on the board. Remove any one of them and there is a mate in one.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]4k3/3Rp3/4P3/4B3/2p5/2P5/2p5/1bK5 w[/fen]
Black gave odds of both Rooks
White mates in 4
Solution:
1.B(x)h8! killing the ghost Rook so black can not castle Kingside! 1...Ba2 2.Be5 Bb1 3.Rb7 0-0-0 [ghost castle for spite] 4.Rb8#


Edit: I hate the buggy-arse 'hidden' code.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
Edit: I hate the buggy-arse 'hidden' code.
I'm lovin' it

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Originally posted by heinzkat
[hidden]I'm lovin' it[/hidden]
your momma is so fat, she can't play chess on anything smaller than a lawn set.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
SEE! I HAD TO REPLY AND QUOTE JUST TO READ THE FRIGGIN' TAG BECAUSE YOU JUST HAAAAAD TO PUT THAT APOSTROPHE IN IT
I PUT TWO OF 'EM IN, ACTUALLY, ONLY ONE IN THIS ONE THO'

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Originally posted by heinzkat
[hidden]I PUT TWO OF 'EM IN, ACTUALLY, ONLY ONE IN THIS ONE THO'[/hidden]
Making modifications which misrepresent the original post will result in a 'forum ban'.

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get a room

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[hidden]Making modifications which misrepresent the original post will result in a 'forum ban'.[/hidden]
HEY DUDE MY MOMMA AIN'T FAT

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Originally posted by heinzkat
[hidden]HEY DUDE MY MOMMA AIN'T FAT[/hidden]
That's not what I heard.

yo momma' so fat, the chess clock gets stuck in her hand when she hits it.

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Damn. my one is working. I cannot join in.

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