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Oh Dear...Tom Tom...How Could you?

Oh Dear...Tom Tom...How Could you?

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Ponderable
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Originally posted by Thomaster
What if someone does this at two different sites? Should the chess-sites cooperate to discover this?
A few questions on that:

* How much effort would it take to do this continously?
* How much effort would it take to detect such behaviour?

In fact I think that a determined person could do this for years and would probably at some point be banned because of engine use, since he would be bound to meet an engine and would just copy the moves...
A determined cheater can't be perevneted from cheating. Or would anybody vote for having tests for people at a given rate, to determine if they are at the rating correctly. How about the grandmasters sitting down and discuss games with the probably delinquent? And who would volunteer and what about the people who would not like to be tested like that?

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Originally posted by Thomaster
What if someone does this at two different sites? Should the chess-sites cooperate to discover this?
I cannot see it being practically possible. Not only it will involve collaboration between too many sites, they will have to also verify it is really the same person. Similar user names and IP addresses wouldn't be enough.

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A message to tom tom:

An old man that I used to work with gave me some of the best advice that I have ever heard. It really is a gem considering the source.

" Never volunteer anything to anyone. Your mouth will get you into more trouble than your butt can ever get out of. "

Words to live by. 🙂

T

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Originally posted by Ponderable
A few questions on that:

* How much effort would it take to do this continously?
* How much effort would it take to detect such behaviour?

In fact I think that a determined person could do this for years and would probably at some point be banned because of engine use, since he would be bound to meet an engine and would just copy the moves...
A de ...[text shortened]... t? And who would volunteer and what about the people who would not like to be tested like that?
I see it is inpossible to do that, but it remains a problem, I think.
Actually, I have never seen a point in cheating. Why would anyone spoil someone's fun for a worthless rating?

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just a prank right. yer a naughty one tomtom, i banish ye to rhp purgatory for yer wild indiscretions. 😛

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Originally posted by eldragonfly
just a prank right. yer a naughty one tomtom, i banish ye to rhp purgatory for yer wild indiscretions. 😛
the great man himself seems to be relatively quite on the matter, i wonder if he feels remorseful or that if he says anything more he may incriminate himself further! anyhow i liked him, you could say what you felt and he never got personal about it! well not that much!

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Honestly, I think he was just joking. I remembered another post where he said he talked to his pieces before he moved them. He was OBVIOUSLY joking, and I found it quite funny. I think it's just a case of some things that you don't joke about. That's what's bringing him all the (unnecessary) heat.

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Originally posted by paulbuchmanfromfics
Honestly, I think he was just joking. I remembered another post where he said he talked to his pieces before he moved them. He was OBVIOUSLY joking, and I found it quite funny. I think it's just a case of some things that you don't joke about. That's what's bringing him all the (unnecessary) heat.
lol, funniest thing ive heard for ages, what does he say when his pieces are removed, or worse still sacrificed, 'ok little pawn, you were a good little pawn, but now your time has come and you must charge undefended into enemy territory taking as many with you as you go, now don't weep, think of the valour, the glory!, the cause!, your brothers destiny safe in the knowledge of what you achieved, Valhalla awaits you, where you can feast and fight and be attended upon by pretty lady pawns forever more'.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
lol, funniest thing ive heard for ages, what does he say when his pieces are removed, or worse still sacrificed, 'ok little pawn, you were a good little pawn, but now your time has come and you must charge undefended into enemy territory taking as many with you as you go, now don't weep, think of the valour, the glory!, the cause!, your brothers dest ...[text shortened]... s you, where you can feast and fight and be attended upon by pretty lady pawns forever more'.
LOL
Very Funny

Still Laughing LOL

In one of the posts, I was talking about he said I say * ( I forget what) before I move my knights. I thought it was weird but I guess not.

The very next post said " That is weird."

LOL

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Originally posted by paulbuchmanfromfics
Your mouth will get you into more trouble than your butt can ever get out of. "
That sounds gay dude. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
That sounds gay dude. 😕
It only comes out perverted to perverted minds. 🙂

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I'm not kidding but you really should LISTEN to your pieces,
especially before making pawn moves.

A couple of months ago I saw two strong players going over
a 1600 player's game in the pub.

He had just played a pawn move that turned his QB into a lump
of useless wood.

"Nice move. Did you ask your Queen's Bishop about that move before
you played it?"

This is the Rowson influence seeping through to other players.
Rowson in is print saying he talks and LISTENS to his pieces.

I've started listening.
Before this game I heard my a8 Rook say:

"Oh No, It's this nutter, he always sacs me just so he can gain
time to castle to play his little tricks."



If you look at it White is was forced to shed his Queen.
I went to win without any drama.

I'm afraid to say that I've looked upon my a1 and a8 Rooks
as developing bait.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
I'm not kidding but you really should LISTEN to your pieces,
especially before making pawn moves.
Well. we do sometimes listen to green pawns. 😛

black beetle
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Originally posted by greenpawn34
I'm not kidding but you really should LISTEN to your pieces,
especially before making pawn moves.

A couple of months ago I saw two strong players going over
a 1600 player's game in the pub.

He had just played a pawn move that turned his QB into a lump
of useless wood.

"Nice move. Did you ask your Queen's Bishop about that move before
you pla ...[text shortened]... d to say that I've looked upon my a1 and a8 Rooks
as developing bait.
I do listen gp34 pal. When I play with the Black my whitesquared Joker sings "I 'm a weaver an Ayrshire weaver
Tae Stewarton toon my way I made
With then intention tae buy some clothin
For I 'm a rash and a rovin blade" and he goes sideways always feelin dry;

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Originally posted by black beetle
I do listen gp34 pal. When I play with the Black my whitesquared Joker sings "I 'm a weaver an Ayrshire weaver
Tae Stewarton toon my way I made
With then intention tae buy some clothin
For I 'm a rash and a rovin blade" and he goes sideways always feelin dry;
for a greek dude you sure,' huv a way wae the lawlans Scots dialect, (some would argue language, it being as distinct from English as say some of the closely related European languages), one wonders how was this acquired? a knowledge of these ancient drinking tunes, it boggles the imagination?

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