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Originally posted by !~TONY~!
I feel like I'm the only moderator that doesn't have a funny avatar. Any suggestions?
Use your imagination and PM me... I'll cook something up.

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Originally posted by !~TONY~!
I feel like I'm the only moderator that doesn't have a funny avatar. Any suggestions?
A clown face.

!~TONY~!
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Originally posted by Palynka
A clown face.
Sick burn man. Sick burn.

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by sh76
It's hard for me to imagine that a forum moderator would not know greenpawn existed. Greenpawn has been one of the most active posters on this board for a long time now.

Quite apart from whether the initial joke could have mislead new players, threatening a ban was silly. GP has contributed as much to this forum as anyone and a simple looking at a sample o ...[text shortened]... bit at his history.

Hopefully, we can just chalk this up to a misunderstanding and move on.
Rec'd. Enjoyed your profile.

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Originally posted by !~TONY~!
Sick burn man. Sick burn.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/2/633612372536900537-clowns.jpg

sh76
Civis Americanus Sum

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Rec'd. Enjoyed your profile.
Thank you 🙂

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I've seen greenpawn about. Why is it green pawn?

Why not Red pawn?

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Because green = a cheat, and he is a cheat. 🙂

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I've seen greenpawn about. Why is it green pawn?

Why not Red pawn?

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And who are you?

cashthetrash
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This is embarrasking

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Originally posted by Crowley


Just remember that we volunteer our time and try our best to keep the forums clean and running smoothly.
Ha, that's what you get for being an amateur. If you were more professional that wouldn't have happened. All you had to do was post a message that GP made a great joke and explained wht the green light was actually for to any potential newbies and the problem would have been solved. No threats no warnings no possible bans and no one wanting to leave the site. Wouldn't even have been a reason for GP to repost what he thought he had forgotten to post. End of story end of drama, but wait you like drama.
No apology would have needed to be choked out of your thickened throat. (snaps finger, why didn't you think of that)?

Anyway, every thing is cool now. Mistakes happen.

By the way Crowley let me introduce you to Greenpawn. He is one of the premiere authors of some of the best Chess novels one could read. An excellent chess player and the best thing about his novels is he puts humor in them to keep readers interested. I am glad you got to experience his sense of humor first hand. Please get used to his genius. He is one of the best additions to this "CHESS site" ever. He is solid Gold and a true professional.

Ps. Also there wouldn't have been a need for you to send your "wee green light" distress call out to your usual defenders in crime who generally come to your aid. Because it was easy to tell even they felt shame in defending you this time. Their weak hearts just wasn't in it. I am glad you finally maned up though. OK, I'm gloating just a little too much, because the truth is no one is perfect and you finally did the right thing and realized your error and reversed it. You actually had good intentions in the begining even if you tried to turn it into something nasty afterward. Thanks Crowley. Good job, and good fun.

cashthetrash
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Originally posted by !~TONY~!
I feel like I'm the only moderator that doesn't have a funny avatar. Any suggestions?
I used to have an Aviator of a buzzard being electrocuted, but Russ made me take it down because it exposed it's drum stick. I thought it was pretty funny. Want to borrow it?

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Originally posted by Palynka
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/2/633612372536900537-clowns.jpg
Huck?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Huck?
Shutup and suck on my
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 f5 3.Nc3

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😏

"Please get used to his genius. He is one of the best additions to
this "CHESS site" ever. He is solid Gold and a true professional. "

You could have put that bit in bold. 😉

I accept the fact he did not know me, why should he?

I was quite livid and worried.
I thought I was going to get banned for a joke and was worried
people would think I was a racist or a sicko.

You know what people on here can be like 2 + 2 = 5.

Then of course I lost the plot completely but was adamant
I was never going to post again and if I never had these lads in
Bates Motel I would have been off.

Went out for a few hours and actually forgot all about it.
Logged back in and saw over 40 PM's sitting there.

Most agreed it was a harmless joke. with the others I had some
smashing rows, better than any game of chess. 🙂

Accepted it was all a misunderatanding and that was that.

Will keep 'wee green light gags' going till I get bored with it.

sh76
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Originally posted by cashthetrash
By the way Crowley let me introduce you to Greenpawn. He is one of the premiere authors of some of the best Chess novels one could read. An excellent chess player and the best thing about his novels is he puts humor in them to keep readers interested. I am glad you got to experience his sense of humor first hand. Please get used to his genius. He is one of the best additions to this "CHESS site" ever. He is solid Gold and a true professional.
All right. that's it. You've convinced me.

Where's the best place on the net that we Yankees can order GP's books?

greenpawn34

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Originally posted by sh76
All right. that's it. You've convinced me.

Where's the best place on the net that we Yankees can order GP's books?
(wait about 2 months it will start appearing on ebay) 😕

Scottish Chess Supplies is the best supplier:
(they are donating all profits to Scottish Chess as we are).

http://www.chesssuppliers.co.uk/

You can ony get Rampant Chess but if you are feeling flush
get Street Fighting Chess as well that's a good read and it
will put teeth into your games. Honestly this book bites.

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