faster than the speed of light

Originally posted by Griddle
Irishman goes for a job as a tea-boy at a local building site. Half way through the interview, the site manager asks him 'by the way, can you drive a fork truck?'
' Freakin 'el ' replies the irishman 'How bigs the freakin tea pot?'



Later on he applies for a job as a Handy Man.

During the interview he is asked 'Can do a bit of plumbing'
'Nope' rep ...[text shortened]... lick is handy about you then?'
'Well i only live round the corner!'

Bloody English...

Originally posted by PBE6
Bloody English...

I take it your irish then?

Originally posted by Griddle
I take it your irish then?

I am indeed, by parentage only. I have never lived there, but I have an Irish passport.

Originally posted by FabianFnas
I know, I know!

The eye lid of course!

Why? Because I have so many photos of myself blinking at the exact moment the flash is coming. My eyes see the flash before it has come and blink just in time when the flash arrives and the photo is taken with my eye lids down protecting the eyes against the blinding flash. Hense so many photos is taken me blinking in the picture.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

It's quite the opposite. You blink because of the light. Your blink is faster than the camera shutter not the flash.