Anyone else in a cult?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I shall look for promotion so from the Church of Tesco Cheap Chocolate Digestives.
No longer shall I be a humble ordinary member.

I want an immediate upgrade to Cardinal with a stretch limo,
a gulfstream V jet and the best of haute cuisine and champagne.


Cash bribes will be acceptable in the conclave.
There had better not be any digestives in that brown envelope.

I've got a short-term subscription to the cult of Jung.