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Does God Exist?

Does God Exist?

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Originally posted by googlefudge
How DO you know that the FSM doesn't exist?

[and linking to a website isn't a valid answer]
Yes it is, numbnuts.

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Originally posted by Great King Rat
Same way you know The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist (sorry Pastafarians).
That's not even the same thing. It's not even the same ballpark, in fact it's not even the same sport.

Does the FSM have a 3500 year old accounting of his activities? No, he was invented in 2005. Ten years doesn't a deity make. His only purpose is to make fun of the one true God.

And that's how we know he doesn't exist. You only wish God didn't exist.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
Yes it is, numbnuts.
Ummm, Ron, this whole 'numbnuts' thing actually makes your argument weaker.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Is that two choices or three?
Ba Dum, Tsssss

😉

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Originally posted by RJHinds
Now you are lying because I know you can not know God does not exist by the same way I know the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Explain, please.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
That's not even the same thing. It's not even the same ballpark, in fact it's not even the same sport.

Does the FSM have a 3500 year old accounting of his activities? No, he was invented in 2005. Ten years doesn't a deity make. His only purpose is to make fun of the one true God.

And that's how we know he doesn't exist. You only wish God didn't exist.
He wasn't "invented" 10 years ago, you blasphemer! He simply made himself known to us 10 years ago. Big difference. Your rejection of Him is your choice and yours alone. The consequences are therefore yours as well. I can't make that choice for you, I can merely point you in His Noodleistic direction. May you find the holiest of Spaghettios one day, and bask in His Saucy Glory.

Pasta.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Ummm, Ron, this whole 'numbnuts' thing actually makes your argument weaker.
I don't see why. Anyway, Dan Barker in the video seems to explain the reason why FMF also thought he was a born again Christian at one time. 😏

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Originally posted by Great King Rat
He wasn't "invented" 10 years ago, you blasphemer! He simply made himself known to us 10 years ago. Big difference. Your rejection of Him is your choice and yours alone. The consequences are therefore yours as well. I can't make that choice for you, I can merely point you in His Noodleistic direction. May you find the holiest of Spaghettios one day, and bask in His Saucy Glory.

Pasta.
Your claiming this pasta monster was just late coming out of the closet is not very convincing, considering the information in the Wikipedia article. What do you have that proves the Wikipedia article is false?

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Originally posted by RJHinds
Your claiming this pasta monster was just late coming out of the closet is not very convincing, considering the information in the Wikipedia article. What do you have that proves the Wikipedia article is false?
What do you have that proves the Wikipedia article is not false?

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Originally posted by Great King Rat
What do you have that proves the Wikipedia article is not false?
The main reference given in the Wikipedia articled proves this pasta monster was made up, even giving the name of the creator of the pasta monster. That is good enough for a person who possesses common sense, even if he is not....

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Originally posted by RJHinds
The main reference given in the Wikipedia articled proves this pasta monster was made up, even giving the name of the creator of the pasta monster. That is good enough for a person who possesses common sense, even if he is not....

The Near Genius. 😏
Kind of like Christianity.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Kind of like Christianity.
Christianity has much proof in Jerusalem and around the world. An important scientific proof is the Shroud of Turin and the Sudarium of Oviedo.

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How can we explain to the secular human that God exist?

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Originally posted by RJHinds
How can we explain to the secular human that God exist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUiDuHvIR0
How can we explain to the unsecular human that God doesn't exist?


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Originally posted by RJHinds
How can we explain to the secular human that God exist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUiDuHvIR0
Why do you assume the secular human does not believe in God?

a. Worldly rather than spiritual: the secular affairs of the parish.
b. Not relating to religion or to a religious body; nonreligious: secular music.
c. Not bound by the full monastic rule of a religious order. Used of clergy.
2. Relating to or advocating secularism.
3.
a. Occurring or observed once in an age or century, as games in ancient Rome.
b. Lasting or persisting for a long time: a secular bear market.
c. Astronomy Of or relating to characteristics of astronomical phenomena that change slowly over time.
n.
1. A member of the secular clergy.
2. A layperson.

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