09 Apr 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke*thine
I'm looking for a new 'enemy' in these forums. It just dawned on me today that with Hinds and Dasa gone, I like everybody who posts here. (Robbie doesn't count).
Okay, 'enemy' is a bit misleading, but I certainly require a Spiritual Arch Nemesis to pit my atheistic genius against. (Robbie doesn't count).
I will consider all applications for thi ...[text shortened]... rong in my atheism and to google such oddities and 'did Moses eat meat.' (Robbie doesn't count).
09 Apr 16
Originally posted by twhiteheadNo CGI's were harmed in NASA's depiction of two LIVE camel-birds (aka ostriches) sticking their heads into the sand.
I live not far from some ostriches, so if you send me the money it will be cheaper. The main problem I see is the question of just how long I have to watch them. If they don't put their heads in the sand for over a month, can we conclusively say they never do?
And if I send you photo-shopped pictures like the one presented so far, will anyone believe it ...[text shortened]... ossibly a video, so we can say that lack of evidence is strong evidence of absence in this case.
09 Apr 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke1. You initially believed ostriches buried their heads in the sand.
Are the camel's humps in question spherical or flat? Quick recap:
1. You initially believed ostriches buried their heads in the sand.
2. You then attempted to wriggle out of your faux pas with an erroneous picture.
3. You initially believed the Earth was flat.
4. You then attempted to wriggle out of your faux pas by offering 12 million pounds y ...[text shortened]... pounds wouldn't be so concerned about his credit score!)
5. You have something against camels.
Categorically and demonstrably an untrue statement.
Firstly, I never indicated the position of the ostrich's head in relation to the sand in my initial suggestion of your likeness to the same.
Secondly, even if I did
and I already said I didn't, as you and your legal representation is fully aware by this time
, nothing within my statements is indicative of my beliefs.
Thirdly, two points ought to suffice at proving my point.
2. You then attempted to wriggle out of your faux pas with an erroneous picture.
No attempt at wriggling occurred; successful wriggling was clearly apparent.
3. You initially believed the Earth was flat.
Untrue.
Like you, I initially had no concept of anything remotely labeled "earth," or any shapes attributed thereof.
I simply wanted boobies.
Lots and lots of boobies.
4. You then attempted to wriggle out of your faux pas by offering 12 million pounds you don't have to send a rocket in to space. (A man with 12 million pounds wouldn't be so concerned about his credit score!)
The pound figure in question was nothing more than conjecture and tongue-in-cheek joviality.
Additionally, my accountant was relying on a favorable downturn in currency rates which would allow for optimization of delivery.
5. You have something against camels.
Only at midnight.
At the oasis.
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09 Apr 16
Originally posted by FreakyKBHCan't believe you actually have me googling camel songs.
[b]1. You initially believed ostriches buried their heads in the sand.
Categorically and demonstrably an untrue statement.
Firstly, I never indicated the position of the ostrich's head in relation to the sand in my initial suggestion of your likeness to the same.
Secondly, even if I did[hidden]and I already said I didn't, as you and your legal repre ...[text shortened]... n of delivery.
5. You have something against camels.
Only at midnight.
At the oasis.[/b]
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09 Apr 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeSob its sooooo true I'm insignificant! 😞
I'm looking for a new 'enemy' in these forums. It just dawned on me today that with Hinds and Dasa gone, I like everybody who posts here. (Robbie doesn't count).
Okay, 'enemy' is a bit misleading, but I certainly require a Spiritual Arch Nemesis to pit my atheistic genius against. (Robbie doesn't count).
I will consider all applications for thi ...[text shortened]... rong in my atheism and to google such oddities and 'did Moses eat meat.' (Robbie doesn't count).
