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Originally posted by trev33
obviously it's worst trying to get joseph a little extra money to pay for the divorce proceedings than it is calling the mother of 'the son of god' a liar and a whore.

i'm starting to like this new world.

did you know you can pay a 16 year old chinese girl to slap you in the arse and call you daddy while riding the bull.

**o yeah bitch, daddies been bad...oh harder, harder bitch**

**say my name bitch, say my name**
Trevor, Trevor.....why are you doing this?

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Originally posted by trev33
obviously it's worst trying to get joseph a little extra money to pay for the divorce proceedings than it is calling the mother of 'the son of god' a liar and a whore.

i'm starting to like this new world.

did you know you can pay a 16 year old chinese girl to slap you in the arse and call you daddy while riding the bull.

**o yeah bitch, daddies been bad...oh harder, harder bitch**

**say my name bitch, say my name**
There is no debate here, just sadness and those who feed on it.

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Originally posted by rwingett
I'm not quite sure why. Joseph seemed to be alright with the idea of third parties impregnating his wife. Maybe if Joseph took that time machine to the future, he could cash in big by doing Viagra commercials. I can see it now:

Joseph: Hi, I'm Joseph, a real nobody from the first century. But if I had some Viagra back then, I wouldn't have had to rely on ...[text shortened]... frogs, gnats and flies, disease, boils, hail mixed with fire, locusts, darkness and death.
You are not sure why because you are not very good with basic concepts. Of course, you can't be blamed, what blinded by your self-assessed sophistication and all.
There lies a fundamental difference between impregnation leading to birth and sexual intercourse leading to impregnation leading to birth. That it is lost on you is no small surprise.

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Originally posted by trev33
that's not very christian like and on this the sabbath day...for shame...you sir are going to rot in hell for all eternity.

for shame.

say hello to marry for me.
Sabbath, non-Sabbath: it makes as little difference to me as it would have made to Joseph. If you were within arm's reach, your momma's dental plan would be swiftly employed.
How do you like that for "Christian," punk?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Sabbath, non-Sabbath: it makes as little difference to me as it would have made to Joseph. If you were within arm's reach, your momma's dental plan would be swiftly employed.
How do you like that for "Christian," punk?
There never was much worth reading in your posts. I guess some things don't change.

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Originally posted by trev33
this might not be the best place to confess but i have to tell someone.

yesterday i created a time machine and went back 2009 years, while i was away i met this woman called marry who was worried but not being able to satisfy her new husband joseph in the sack. i told her not to worry about anything and that most guys just want to get laid and don't really ...[text shortened]... has cost all of you the freedom and the enjoyment of the land i once knew not so long ago.
Must be getting your ideas from the porn sites.

Try going into the future next time. But don't go too far. There's a lake of fire up ahead.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Sabbath, non-Sabbath: it makes as little difference to me as it would have made to Joseph. If you were within arm's reach, your momma's dental plan would be swiftly employed.
How do you like that for "Christian," punk?
Your smack-talk rings hollow. If you can sit through filthy bible stories about daughters getting dad drunk and sleeping with him and getting pregnant by him, then you can handle what trev has to offer.

Suck it up!

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Originally posted by josephw
Must be getting your ideas from the porn sites.

Try going into the future next time. But don't go too far. There's a lake of fire up ahead.
According to your beliefs, he could end up getting saved and you could be stuck in heaven with him for all eternity. Perhaps, over such a long time, you'll get used to his storytelling flair. 😀

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
According to your beliefs, he could end up getting saved and you could be stuck in heaven with him for all eternity. Perhaps, over such a long time, you'll get used to his storytelling flair. 😀
If he did get saved, he'd be tell a different story! 😀

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
Your smack-talk rings hollow. If you can sit through filthy bible stories about daughters getting dad drunk and sleeping with him and getting pregnant by him, then you can handle what trev has to offer.

Suck it up!
As usual, you lost the meaning in the blur of the words.
What this potty-mouth little tripe is "offering" is nothing more than insults and defamation. That's a far cry from what the Bible speaks of when Mary is the subject.
Prior to popping off about topics biblical, you may want to bother yourself with a more thoughtful reading of the same. Or, as you've made very clear, not.

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Originally posted by LemonJello
There never was much worth reading in your posts. I guess some things don't change.
Ditto.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
As usual, you lost the meaning in the blur of the words.
What this potty-mouth little tripe is "offering" is nothing more than insults and defamation. That's a far cry from what the Bible speaks of when Mary is the subject.
Prior to popping off about topics biblical, you may want to bother yourself with a more thoughtful reading of the same. Or, as you've made very clear, not.
You're funny, the way you get so worked up over insults to people who've been dead for 1000+ years. Why even increase your heart rate over it?! What's the point?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
As usual, you lost the meaning in the blur of the words.
What this potty-mouth little tripe is "offering" is nothing more than insults and defamation. That's a far cry from what the Bible speaks of when Mary is the subject.
Prior to popping off about topics biblical, you may want to bother yourself with a more thoughtful reading of the same. Or, as you've made very clear, not.
What do you make of this passage:
27 “But I say to you who hear: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28 bless those who curse you, and pray for those who spitefully use you.
-Luke 6:27-28 [NKJV]
Was this just something Jesus was saying to only the audience back then? Do these words not apply to you?

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
You're funny, the way you get so worked up over insults to people who've been dead for 1000+ years. Why even increase your heart rate over it?! What's the point?
you see SG FreakyKBH is from the 21st century style of christians, these people believe they can degrade and belittle others who lack there oh so superior beliefs and it doesn't matter how many people they invertenly hurt, mistreat or even kill because ultimately they will end up bumping uglies and sipping wine off hot angles asses with the other chosen christians in heaven while us non believers who have went through life not hurting anyone and being kind, no generous to others will spend all entirnity burning in a fiery hell.

it must be great being part of something that promotes the spread of aids and other STDs in africa and across the world, denies medical treatment in certain countries from the basics to the urgent unless of course you magically start to believe. *I BELIEVE LORD* *I BELIEVE* *now please give me my flu jab...*there you go jimmy be free* unfortunately jimmy was told his new religion didn't allow him to use condoms, jimmy died 7 years later at the age of 39 of aids, he left a wife and 9 kids. yes young jimmy did get around.

RIP jimmy and the millions of other deaths caused by christianity...RIP.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
You're funny, the way you get so worked up over insults to people who've been dead for 1000+ years. Why even increase your heart rate over it?! What's the point?
My heart rate didn't increase one iota, but thanks for asking.
More to the point, a person's reputation is important in my book. Hiding behind the anonymity afforded lesser intellects here on an insignifcant internet chat site to spew pornographic hate is--- again, in my book--- an act which ought not to be tolerated.
For others to take it all in stride as though such cowardice is just par for the course... well, I guess that's their perogative. That says an awful lot about both the format and the folks allowing the same to occur.

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