Preacher's wife so nasty

Preacher's wife so nasty, her anal beads double as a rosary.

Preacher's wife so nasty, they call her the old rugged cross-dresser.

Hey Kirk, your wife's so nasty she was baptized down at SeaWorld.

Preacher's wife so nasty, when she asked God for manna, he gave her breathmints instead.

Preacher's wife so nasty, Noah paired her with a male warthog.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, Noah paired her with a male warthog.

Preacher's wife so nasty, she wasn't welcome at the great orgies of Gomorrah.

Preacher's wife so nasty she smelled to high heaven.

Preacher's wife so nasty that when she read about Samson not being as strong when his hair was cut she decided to shave her bush not knowing that it was talking about physical strength and not smell.

Preacher's wife so nasty, God's lucky he don't have omniolfaction.

Preacher's wife so nasty, I'm surprised God didn't make Job marry her.

Preacher's wife so nasty, she never had to pay taxes because Zaccheus was too disgusted to go to her house.

Preacher's wife so nasty even the pigs won't eat her out.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, she never had to pay taxes because Zaccheus was too disgusted to go to her house.

Preacher's wife so nasty that when she bathed in the Nile on her period she created yet another plague.