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Reverend's jimmy so small

Reverend's jimmy so small

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DoctorScribbles
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Originally posted by bbarr
Unlike the rich man, Reverend's jimmy easily fits through the eye of a needle.
Reverend's jimmy so small, there is so little evidence for it, even a theist wouldn't believe it exists.

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Reverend's jimmy so small, it doesn't even count as a sin when he commits sodomy.

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Reverend’s jimmy so small, it requires divine revelation to know it’s there...

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Reverend's jimmy so small, it's harder to find than the Holy Grail.

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Reverend's jimmy so small that while God can number the hairs on your head, He has no recollection of little jimmy.

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Reverend's jimmy so small that the rabbi declared his wife's Sybian kosher.

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Reverend's jimmy so small that it really was as useless as a hind tit on a boar hog.

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Reverend's jimmy so small that even buying RBHill's 2003 black Ford Mustang GT and getting blown by the church secretary couldn't make up for it.

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Reverend Jimmy is so small that when he yells at the top of his lungs, "What's size gotta do with anything?", he later realizes he is so small no one can hear a word he says.

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Originally posted by whodey
Reverend Jimmy is so small that when he yells at the top of his lungs, "What's size gotta do with anything?", he later realizes he is so small no one can hear a word he says.
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Reverend's jimmy so small, his wife calls it David.

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Reverend's jimmy so small the verse "thy rod and thy staff they comfort me" provides him with no comfort.

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Reverend's jimmy so small that he blushes every time he reads about the dry bones in Ezekial.

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Reverend's jimmy so small, after he got fed to the lions, they were still hungry.

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Reverend's jimmy so small, it only took up one grain when he got turned into a pillar of salt.

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