Go back
Reverend's jimmy so small

Reverend's jimmy so small

Spirituality

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small he can only dream of it being a serpent that tempts.


Reverend's jimmy so small, when he was in Eden he only had to wear a clover leaf.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small that he has recurring dreams of the Tower of Babel that he tells his therapist about.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small that even naming it Jeremiah didn't help.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small that no angels could stand on its head.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small, it's cut shorter than the years of the wicked.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend’s jimmy so small, it’s still “without form and void.”

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small, even the Ethiopian eunuch makes fun of him.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small that even Ivanhoe doubted its viability.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small, Cardinal Law couldn't believe he had been fondled as a kid.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small that he hates that damn hymn they sing at Billy Graham crusades "Just As I Am."

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small, it couldn't stop even the smallest organ pipes at Riverside Church.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Reverend's jimmy so small, it couldn't stop even the smallest organ pipes at Riverside Church.
Reverend's jimmy so small that it should never appear in the same sentence with the word organ.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reverend's jimmy so small, if it were a lost sheep, the Good Shepherd would wander for years trying to find it.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reveren's jimmy so small he was absolved of the sin of penis envy.

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.