The Bible accepts homosexuality!

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
for all you "christians" saying homosexuality is an abomination before god, here is a little tidbit of information:


god made eve from the rib of adam
therefore eve had the same DNA as adam
therefore eve had the same sex chromosome as adam
therefore eve was a dude
a dude who had sex with adam
therefore eve and adam were gay incestous twins.


...[text shortened]... e same gender, stop to think that the first humans were adam and steve and they were in love.

This strikes me more as an argument in favor of incest rather than homosexuality.

Originally posted by Conrau K
This strikes me more as an argument in favor of incest rather than homosexuality.

Is porking yourself incest? That is an interesting question!

Originally posted by tomtom232
Is porking yourself incest? That is an interesting question!

How would one go about "porking oneself" ? 🙂

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
take it to the gay and lesbo forum spanky.

Create one spanky

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
"Making Eve from Adam's rib does not necessarily mean a clone, nor a genetical twin."

what do you think it means?😀 did God forget how to make a man? did he needed a blueprint? why a rib? wouldn't an eyelid be enough? did steve have adams rib for all his life? wouldn't be uncomfortable to have a rib larger than the others since steve was a woman? or wa ...[text shortened]... care by what 2(or more, the more the merrier) random simians from earth do in the bedroom

Why would any intelligent person want to make something complicated
from scratch when he could make it more quickly with already tested
material?

Originally posted by Suzianne
They had at least three children.

They had to be man and woman.

LOL
You accept a woman being made from a rib but not 3 boys being made from 2 guys? surely that would be easy for your god?

Originally posted by karoly aczel
Create one spanky

its called general!

Originally posted by wolfgang59
LOL
You accept a woman being made from a rib but not 3 boys being made from 2 guys? surely that would be easy for your god?

Easy for our God, rather painful in both execution and delivery for two men I imagine.

Originally posted by RJHinds
Why would any intelligent person want to make something complicated
from scratch when he could make it more quickly with already tested
material?

Implying that it's somehow easier for an omnipotent, infinite and magical being who is in the process of creating the entire universe to make a human being from a bit of dead flesh rather than some clay?!

Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Implying that it's somehow easier for an omnipotent, infinite and magical being who is in the process of creating the entire universe to make a human being from a bit of dead flesh rather than some clay?!

the clay seems to be immaterial, for example when Jesus Christ healed a blind man, he
first made a poultice with his saliva and clay, neither of which could have had any
'magical properties', in themselves whatsoever.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
the clay seems to be immaterial, for example when Jesus Christ healed a blind man, he
first made a poultice with his saliva and clay, neither of which could have had any
'magical properties', in themselves whatsoever.

I congratulate you on achieving an erudite and evidently thoughtful response without even so much as alluding to approaching the point. Jolly well done indeed.

Originally posted by RJHinds
Why would any intelligent person want to make something complicated
from scratch when he could make it more quickly with already tested
material?

"tested"?
Please explain?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
its called general!

Oh! I thought it was called "site ideas" 🙂

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Easy for our God, rather painful in both execution and delivery for two men I imagine.

😵

Originally posted by avalanchethecat
I congratulate you on achieving an erudite and evidently thoughtful response without even so much as alluding to approaching the point. Jolly well done indeed.

any time 🙂