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This forum makes my eyes bleed.

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This forum makes my eyes bleed.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I actually had to take my pants off to pass this monster.
You uh don't normally take your pants off to poop ... ?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
When this thing finally erupted into the world the resulting explosion was akin to someone fastballing a garden gnome into the toilet.

Oh and your buddy is a weird, weird dude.
Did you need a plumber afterward?

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Originally posted by josephw
Did you need a plumber afterward?
what lows we sink to.

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Originally posted by twhitehead
They can sense that someone is teaching thier kid a lesson about a crows sixth sense? Or what is it you claim the crows sensed?
Have you tried going out without your catapault and checked whether the crows flew off? How many trials did you run with the two scenarios and what were the statistics?
Did you try any other objects that were similar to a catap ...[text shortened]... this sixth sense exists in crows, study it more. If you prove it, you could win the Nobel prize.
Everytime I went out with the intent to shoot in its direction, the crow flew off. After 6 or 7 time s we got bored.


edit: Actually this comes from an older story where my dad shot a crow that was waking him every morning. I was telling this to a friend and he said no way could you just shoot a crow like that, that perhaps it was a different bird.
But it was a crow ...but they never came back after my dad shot that one. Like never for ten years. perhaps a sixth sense...

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You spooked me with that slingshot thing, they're illegal in Australia, except in Queensland apparently, where they seem to be tolerated unless they have a wrist-brace or somesuch.

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
Everytime I went out with the intent to shoot in its direction, the crow flew off. After 6 or 7 time s we got bored.


edit: Actually this comes from an older story where my dad shot a crow that was waking him every morning. I was telling this to a friend and he said no way could you just shoot a crow like that, that perhaps it was a different bird. ...[text shortened]... y never came back after my dad shot that one. Like never for ten years. perhaps a sixth sense...
I'll tell you something else about crows, they recognise human faces, and remember them for years.

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Originally posted by kd2acz
what lows we sink to.
Sense of humor required.

As for sinking low, the only thing a plumber needs to know to do his job is that sh t runs down hill.

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Originally posted by josephw
Sense of humor required.

As for sinking low, the only thing a plumber needs to know to do his job is that sh t runs down hill.
Unless there is a backup.

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