Your idea of hell

buffalobill

Major Bone

Spirituality

15 Mar 07

buffalobill

Major Bone

On yer tail ...

Joined: 28 Feb 05
Moves: 16686

15 Mar 07

My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?

GinoJ

Joined: 20 Jan 07
Moves: 1005

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?

Hell is the failure of your life's greatest ambition.

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by GinoJ
Hell is the failure of your life's greatest ambition.

No, that's impotency and it affects 1 in 10 men. Don't worry, you can get a little blue pill these days to help you out.

ckoh1965

Joined: 11 Jul 06
Moves: 2753

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by Starrman
No, that's impotency and it affects 1 in 10 men. Don't worry, you can get a little blue pill these days to help you out.

With caution though. A wrong dosage with that little blue pill can cause your life through a heart attack. Well, at least that's what I've read in the papers.

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 89787

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?

It's having a god-awful hangover and being forced to watch a TV preacher shout and ball about arbortion.

eatmybishop

Joined: 29 Jan 07
Moves: 3612

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?

this forum

DeepThought

Losing the Thread

Quarantined World

Joined: 27 Oct 04
Moves: 87415

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by eatmybishop
this forum

What crime did you commit to be condemned endlessly to debate here?

stocken

Joined: 23 Sep 05
Moves: 11774

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by DeepThought
What crime did you commit to be condemned endlessly to debate here?

Some deep thought indeed. He obviously ate the bishop. Duh! 🙄

scottishinnz

Kichigai!

Osaka

Joined: 27 Apr 05
Moves: 8592

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?

DJ2Becker's thread on the 2nd law of thermodynamics is getting pretty close.

eatmybishop

Joined: 29 Jan 07
Moves: 3612

15 Mar 07

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Originally posted by DeepThought
What crime did you commit to be condemned endlessly to debate here?

i take it back, reading any post by Jonathan1 has just become my living hell

twiceaknight

Joined: 13 Oct 05
Moves: 12505

15 Mar 07

2 edits

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/hallofsh19.htm

and...

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/hallofsh18.htm

DeepThought

Losing the Thread

Quarantined World

Joined: 27 Oct 04
Moves: 87415

15 Mar 07

When someone drums their fingers on a tabletop it is sometimes called "The Devil's Tattoo" the idea being that when you get to Hell there isn't fire and brimstone an so on, but just the inescapable noise of someone drumming their fingertips on a table forevermore.

EcstremeVenom

Joined: 06 Jul 06
Moves: 2926

15 Mar 07

hell: being 16 waiting til youre old enough to move out and be grown and not listening to your mom in a nice house with a nice car and a place to take a girl to 😕

scoop122

Southport

Joined: 26 Jan 06
Moves: 154513

15 Mar 07

Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?

that definition gets my vote !

Tyto

Joined: 09 Feb 07
Moves: 1194

18 Mar 07

Unexpectedly discovering there was one... 😉