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A General Forum XI

A General Forum XI

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@fmf said
What would be your General Forum association football starting eleven?

Defenders: rock-solid, dependable, able to keep calm and calm things down, not notable for their flashy play.

Goalkeeper: the poster with the best defender credentials.

Midfielders: General utility players moving around from topic to topic handling themselves and the subject matter capably.

Captain ...[text shortened]... interesting.

Strikers: their thing is putting the ball in the back of the net.

What's your XI?
Im in the covered stands with the cheerleaders and a cooler of ice cold Stellas 😀, and some crispy-skin roast pork, watching the battle from the sidelines.


@fmf said
In goal: Kewpie

Defenders: Indonesia Phil, Ponderable, Torunn

Midfield: moonbus [Captain], vivify, Trev33, drewnogal

Wingers: HandyAndy, The Gravedigger

Striker: divegeester
Having Dive as striker he is more likely to put his boot in his mouth than ball in the net.

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@fmf said
We will play in an amateur Sunday morning league with fags and pies - and a pint of beer - at half-time. So "running" around will not be a major feature of our games. divesgeester might have to leg it here and there to avoid the offside trap. But the rest of you [my players] can kind of play football in a netball kind of way.
"my players"


It's not really football, though, is it?


@rajk999 said
Im in the covered stands with the cheerleaders and a cooler of ice cold Stellas 😀, and some crispy-skin roast pork, watching the battle from the sidelines.
Sorry Rajk but we are not Tampa.
We are in Doncaster, its raining and you are freezing your tail off huddled over a cup of bovril.


Not to be self-centered, but have I been mentioned yet in this thread?


@the-gravedigger said
Sorry Rajk but we are not Tampa.
We are in Doncaster, its raining and you are freezing your tail off huddled over a cup of bovril.
Hey, we have the solution for that down here as well. its 150 proof rum. A couple shot glasses of that and wash it down with bovril. Scorpion pepper sauce with the bovril is a nice touch as well. No problem with cold after that. 😀


@rajk999 said
Hey, we have the solution for that down here as well. its 150 proof rum. A couple shot glasses of that and wash it down with bovril. Scorpion pepper sauce with the bovril is a nice touch as well. No problem with cold after that. 😀
Thanks! I was just about to ask what spirits mix well with bovril.


@rajk999 said
Hey, we have the solution for that down here as well. its 150 proof rum. A couple shot glasses of that and wash it down with bovril. Scorpion pepper sauce with the bovril is a nice touch as well. No problem with cold after that. 😀
Outstanding, your on my team !


@kevin-eleven said
Not to be self-centered, but have I been mentioned yet in this thread?
Your on my team as well K11.
I got Lotte and her chums up front.
You can go in goal. The opposition strikers won't know whether your Arthur or Martha.

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@the-gravedigger said
Your on my team as well K11.
I got Lotte and her chums up front.
You can go in goal. The opposition strikers won't know whether your Arthur or Martha.
Actually, I enjoy being a boy.
But thanks for the goalie slot. Does that mean I get to wear fluorescent green? 😎


@the-gravedigger said
Outstanding, your on my team !
You’re.

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If we're including pass posters then noodles has got to be in the starting 11.


@trev33 said
If we're including pass posters then noodles has got to be in the starting 11.
Now I'm getting nostalgic.

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