Advice wanted

What's a 2x4?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
My advice is to tie a 2x4 to the ceiling fan. Now place a chair under the fan. As the blades spin, the plank will hit you on the back, front, or side of your head with each revolution.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
OK. I'm working on a ramp down which to propel my office chair, and a system of ropes to keep me from bouncing off.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's a 2x4?

What about attaching drums to the wall? That would give you a more satisfying sound, and at the same time be more gentle on your head.

Originally posted by Nordlys
What about attaching drums to the wall? That would give you a more satisfying sound, and at the same time be more gentle on your head.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Stop the trolling.

Originally posted by wormwood
breaking stuff is always more fun than not breaking stuff.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I've developed repetitive strain injury in my neck from banging my head against the wall. Can anyone suggest a course of treatment?

Originally posted by Nordlys
😠 Hey, I even googled it before asking.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Besides, it was addressed at wormwood as well, as he used it too. But nobody wants to answer. :'(

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Two by Four is a peice of lumber, usually 8 or 16 feet long... but you can cut it down to 2 or 4 feet long.

2 inches by 4 inches lumber.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Besides, it was addressed at wormwood as well, as he used it too. But nobody wants to answer. :'(

Originally posted by wormwood
it's what the 'lead guitarist' was hammering in the background of that wall destructing symphony in berlin.