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@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Cats know a good thing when they see one. We didn’t domesticate them, you know. They domesticated us. 20,000 yrs ago, they took a good, long look around, and asked themselves which species was most likely to invent the can opener. They picked us and that’s when the purring and leg rubbing started. There’s no way they’re going to jeopardize free meals for life.

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@moonbus said
TBH, I did not think he would run it into the ground so quickly. 😵

Next poll: Are @moonbus’ great friends and fellow Über-Nerds, Elon and Bill Gates, ….[poll]E11317E348FBAAF3F330EAD374987BEC[/poll]
I think I should mention that Bill and Elon are not being stealthy about this at all, And don’t actually need to implant a chip into anyone’s brain to get the machine:human interlink functioning. Subliminal messages sent to smartphones are entirely sufficient.

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@moonbus said
I think I should mention that Bill and Elon are not being stealthy about this at all, And don’t actually need to implant a chip into anyone’s brain to get the machine:human interlink functioning. Subliminal messages sent to smartphones are entirely sufficient.
And if 6G wireless will use humans as antennae and relays, who knows what kind of mass entrainment might be possible.

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puppets!
marionettes!
socks! socks! socks!
and one tiny lil finger to guide them

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@rookie54

Like lemmings: “to the edge!!”

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@moonbus said
[poll]181B246B2F08E292A4BF18BD770AD46A[/poll]
i'm of the mind to ignite this vodka bottle of napalm and throw it at the grassy knoll
the fatal shot was fired from INSIDE the trunk of the lincoln

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@moonbus said
@rookie54

Like lemmings: “to the edge!!”
Sir, do you mean to imply that my "Arcturian Spider Crystals" meme was not edgy enough?!

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@moonbus said
@rookie54

Like lemmings: “to the edge!!”
Game on!

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@kevin-eleven said
Sir, do you mean to imply that my "Arcturian Spider Crystals" meme was not edgy enough?!

Is Elon actually an Arcturian spider crystal in disguise ?

14% Yes, probably.
29% No, but he sure acts like one.
0% Not sure.
57% Keven Eleven who ?
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Would you eat human to survive?

58% Obviously
33% Disgusting No!
8% Poll banned!!
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@moonbus said
[poll]3B3394AB8FE89909C59499EF26978994[/poll]
How dare you! "Absolutely not" should have been one of the choices!

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if it ain't a lizard, then it must be

50% acutrian arachnids
25% lemon meringue lemmings
25% roto rooter refusals
0% rapturious resplendent rookies
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@rookie54 said
i'm of the mind to ignite this vodka bottle of napalm and throw it at the grassy knoll
the fatal shot was fired from INSIDE the trunk of the lincoln
I know a blackbird who is of five minds, and who will deflect your bottle with a boater.

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@kevin-eleven said
I know a blackbird who is of five minds, and who will deflect your bottle with a boater.
That's an insult to Turdus Merula, and I won't have it.

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