Bad karma becomes Good karma!

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Did i ?

I cant remember who i beat that day....it all gets a bit fuzzy when i think about it :-S

I cant wait till the next one...i crave OTB.

yeah we played hear the end after we tried to lose to the american chick, both of us where crap.

think everyone enjoyed it enough to have another one a bit earlier next time.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
It's your avatar and I'm weird?

No, I am weird. But I'm a nice girl. No offense, really!

Except your rating ridicule, grrrrrr.

🙁

mine wasn't that bad, i did ask for lessons 😛

weirds good though, better than being boring and predictable 😉

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I kinda figured that....Here's a phrase you wont need for a while...."checkmate" 😛

And oh, I forgot. A phrase is usually two or more words separated by at least once space.

Checkmate is one word.

I'll have you know I have achieved it several times, so there.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I might also rethink visiting the public forum, too, meanie.

That was meant to be humour...i humbly apologise.

bow swish, bow swish

Originally posted by Sunburnt
And oh, I forgot. A phrase is usually two or more words separated by at least once space.

Checkmate is one word.

I'll have you know I have achieved it several times, so there.

do you want a game? i'll give up either both my rooks or my queen. i can't win.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
That was meant to be humour...i humbly apologise.

bow swish, bow swish

Ok, lovely. Apology accepted. I'm sure you are really very nice. Let's start over. I do have a sense of humor....really!

Hi, I'm Jennifer. And you are? Yes, my rating sucks. I'm new to the forums (except the private ones). Nice to meet you.

BTW: no need for the bow and swish, but I like it !!!

😀

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Ok, lovely. Apology accepted. I'm sure you are really very nice. Let's start over. I do have a sense of humor....really!

Hi, I'm Jennifer. And you are? Yes, my rating sucks. I'm new to the forums (except the private ones). Nice to meet you.

BTW: no need for the bow and swish, but I like it !!!

😀

I'm huck.

Yes, your rating kinda sucks, but not listening to boring advice is not going to get it above bog level.

That was what i meant in my own scummy idiom, but it was meant in the best way. Start with e4 as white.

There, we'll get you above 1000 dagnab it 😠

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm huck.

Yes, your rating kinda sucks, but not listening to boring advice is not going to get it above bog level.

That was what i meant in my own scummy idiom, but it was meant in the best way. Start with e4 as white.

There, we'll get you above 1000 dagnab it 😠

BOG level!

Huck is not your real name.

So you speak your own language of sorts? Is that "huckspeak?"

Originally posted by Sunburnt
BOG level!

Huck is not your real name.

So you speak your own language of sorts? Is that "huckspeak?"

My real name is on a need to know basis buddy.

Don't bring your queen out too early, and try to move a piece only once in your opening moves (unless it is being attacked).

If you move 8 pieces in your first 8 moves, you can have 8 active pieces...if you move the same piece 3 times....well, you should be able to get the point 😕

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
bog level.

bog standard 😛

http://www.bogstandard.ie/page.home

😵

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
My real name is on a need to know basis buddy.

Don't bring your queen out too early, and try to move a piece only once in your opening moves (unless it is being attacked).

If you move 8 pieces in your first 8 moves, you can have 8 active pieces...if you move the same piece 3 times....well, you should be able to get the point 😕

Thank you for the advice. I will try.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Thank you for the advice. I will try.

When castling the protective wall of pawns should not be moved (only when you have to.

Good Bishop and Bad, trade your bad B for his good B; a good B is a B that is the opposte color to the pawns.

Centralise the King at the end game

Try and get your rooks on the open, half open and central file.

When moving the rook, move the kingside rook (at times).

Trade down in the end game to simplify the mating solution.
Control the Center.

In development, always move you pieces once, and pawn moves don't develop the postion.



Some posted in our private forum (yous don't help each other get better...that's madness. Probably too busy sharing naked pictures and swearing a lot 😛).
If you need an explanation on bad bishops, let me know and i'll try my best.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If you need an explanation on bad bishops, let me know and i'll try my best.

😵

Originally posted by trevor33
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Does the name "Fortune" mean anything 😉

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
When castling the protective wall of pawns should not be moved (only when you have to.

Good Bishop and Bad, trade your bad B for his good B; a good B is a B that is the opposte color to the pawns.

Centralise the King at the end game

Try and get your rooks on the open, half open and central file.

When moving the rook, move the kingsid ...[text shortened]... ing a lot 😛).
If you need an explanation on bad bishops, let me know and i'll try my best.

Now hold on! Are you saying we asses don't share anything but nudity and cuss words?! I'll have you know its a very meaningful AND tantalizingly delish forum. Chess IS DISCUSSED! However, it is for adults only.............

😛

Ok, I'm gonna try really hard in this game with Trevor my new MF.