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As the leader of The Illustrious Non-Sub Scumbag Clan © I am disappointed by my fellow scums lack of cringing attempts to obtain something for free. 🙁

I would try myself but unfortunately it would leave my clan leaderless if I won.


Ps, I thought Karma was something you get with rice from the Indian Takeaway.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
As the leader of [b]The Illustrious Non-Sub Scumbag Clan © I am disappointed by my fellow scums lack of cringing attempts to obtain something for free. 🙁

I would try myself but unfortunately it would leave my clan leaderless if I won.


Ps, I thought Karma was something you get with rice from the Indian Takeaway.[/b]
I believe that's Korma doc. 🙂

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Dearest Cadwah,

My subscription ends next week stop.

I shall not be renewing it stop.

This site is inadequate stop.

The players are inadequate stop.

Please tell them to ... stop.

Yours sincerely,

demonseed.

DS

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Originally posted by cadwah
I believe that's Korma doc. 🙂
Ah yes you're right, I just had chicken korma for din din. 🙂

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
As the leader of [b]The Illustrious Non-Sub Scumbag Clan © I am disappointed by my fellow scums lack of cringing attempts to obtain something for free. 🙁

I would try myself but unfortunately it would leave my clan leaderless if I won.


Ps, I thought Karma was something you get with rice from the Indian Takeaway.[/b]
I'd like to join your clan please Dr 🙂

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Originally posted by kinkyafro
I'd like to join your clan please Dr 🙂
I give up.

S

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Dear Laughing Boy,

If you think you can buy karma off with some paltry subscription to an internet chess website, you've got another thing coming. Don't you know debt collectors never reach Nirvana? I have made a personal application to the Buddha to have your essence reincarnated as a bankrupt amoeba that owes £10,000 and is allergic to beer.

Yours in karmic amusement,

The Dalai Lama

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Originally posted by Starrman
Dear Laughing Boy,

If you think you can buy karma off with some paltry subscription to an internet chess website, you've got another thing coming. Don't you know debt collectors never reach Nirvana? I have made a personal application to the Buddha to have your essence reincarnated as a bankrupt amoeba that owes £10,000 and is allergic to beer.

Yours in karmic amusement,

The Dalai Lama
Dear Mr Llama,

If I was reincarnated an a bankrupt amoeba how could I still owe 10k, surely my debts would have dissapeared when I became bankrupt. As for the beer allergy... you're a heartless bastard😠😠😠!

Cadwah.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Dear Mr Llama,

If I was reincarnated an a bankrupt amoeba how could I still owe 10k, surely my debts would have dissapeared when I became bankrupt. As for the beer allergy... you're a heartless bastard😠😠😠!

Cadwah.
Dear Caddyshack,

Your true essence is that of bankruptcy; moral, spiritual, monetary. That you owe 10k is subsequent to your general being. If you are not at one with yourself your bankruptcy will permeate all things and transcend the boundaries of your physical existence. I will pray for you to win the spiritual lottery and perhaps, in my magnanitudinous excellence, I can find it in my heart to alleviate the beer allergy.

In the meantime I suggest you be kind to amoebas.

Yours in exellent magnanitudinousness and spellingulousity, Dalai Al 'The Alpaca' Lama

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Bumped due to non-sub scumbag spammer!

1 hour and 35 minutes until deadline.

shortcircuit
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Originally posted by Starrman
Dear Caddyshack,

Your true essence is that of bankruptcy; moral, spiritual, monetary. That you owe 10k is subsequent to your general being. If you are not at one with yourself your bankruptcy will permeate all things and transcend the boundaries of your physical existence. I will pray for you to win the spiritual lottery and perhaps, in my magnanitudi ...[text shortened]... as.

Yours in exellent magnanitudinousness and spellingulousity, Dalai Al 'The Alpaca' Lama
(from the Broadway musical "Hello Dalai"😉


Hello dalai, well hello dalai, it's so nice to have you back from the catacombs,

You're looking swell dalai, I hear tell dalai, you're still crowin' about Cadwah's little bet,

Don't you worry dalai, it will end dalai, just as soon as some suckup pretends to like Cadwah...though......

It might take some time dalai, don't give up your chair dalai, cause at this rate this silly game won't ever end!!!!

c
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Originally posted by shortcircuit
(from the Broadway musical "Hello Dalai"😉


Hello dalai, well hello dalai, it's so nice to have you back from the catacombs,

You're looking swell dalai, I hear tell dalai, you're still crowin' about Cadwah's little bet,

Don't you worry dalai, it will end dalai, just as soon as some suckup pretends to like Cadwah...though......

It might take ...[text shortened]... don't give up your chair dalai, cause at this rate this silly game won't ever end!!!!
I had no idea someone wrote me into a broadway musical, do you think I can claim royalties as they are using my userid without permission?

yo its me
Yo! Its been

Me, all along

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Pick me!
Oh yo pick me,
Yo its me you could pick to spend your money on.

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Originally posted by yo its me
Pick me!
Oh yo pick me,
Yo its me you could pick to spend your money on.
So this offer has been hereabouts for a few days and the most entertaining begging post you could come up with is that?

yo its me
Yo! Its been

Me, all along

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Originally posted by cadwah
So this offer has been hereabouts for a few days and the most entertaining begging post you could come up with is that?
Well....................



Yeah😳😳😳😳

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