17 Jun 07
Originally posted by cadwahI'm the most superstitious b@stard you've ever met. No way I'd touch this one.
What... No drunken begging? I must say I'm dissapointed, are there no non-subs willing to risk their karma balance for a years worth of free chess???
17 Jun 07
Originally posted by cadwahI'm Dave Courtney,
Bad Karma:
I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normall ...[text shortened]... inal, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!
Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)
My position in sort of the London crime scene is
I have under my command five hundred six foot flat nose geazers
I'm looked at as an army
I'm called in London the yellow pages for the underworld
It’s not being a villain I find addictive
It's the lifestyle around it
The class went out of crime when the only crime left to do was drugs
Most of my wealth has come through debt collecting
I do specialised debt collecting
I go all around the world chasing people for money that they owe everybody else
And if the price is right I would be prepared
to do anything to retrieve the debt
I would be prepared to go to any lengths to retrieve
Thirty percent of two hundred grand,
Apart from kill somebody.
My choice of weapon is a knuckle duster
If you choose a gun then you've got to be prepared to do
Fifteen years for murder, fifteen years for murder
The good times are good, really good
But the bad times are really really bad
They outweigh the good times
There's got to be an easier way to earn a living apart
From dodging bullets and doing a load of bird
When I sit back and think of my life so far
The bullet holes, the different prisons I've been banged up in,
The so-called glamour of the crime game
It’s all bollocks really
It's so sad when you want to go and see a friend
And you have to go and visit a prison
somewhere up and down the country
I'm finished with it
Four times I've been in prison on remand
I ain't going to prison no more
I'm finished with it.
If you carry a gun and something happens
you're more than likely to pull out the gun and use it.
If you carry a knife when you're losing a fight
you'd pull it out and stab him
If you carry a duster you'd pull it out and break their jaw
and knock him out.
17 Jun 07
Originally posted by rbmorrisTrust rbmorris to spoil it all and scare off the needy, the offer is still open. Construct an amazingly witty begging letter and a brand new shiny pointy star could be yours.
I'm Dave Courtney,
My position in sort of the London crime scene is
I have under my command five hundred six foot flat nose geazers
I'm looked at as an army
I'm called in London the yellow pages for the underworld
It’s not being a villain I find addictive
It's the lifestyle around it
The class went out of crime when the only crime left to d ...[text shortened]... If you carry a duster you'd pull it out and break their jaw
and knock him out.
18 Jun 07
Originally posted by cadwahBump.
Bad Karma:
I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normall ...[text shortened]... inal, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!
Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)
18 Jun 07
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Originally posted by cadwahits funny how the non-subs always moan that they are getting seen off not being able to enter tournaments/ clans, you offer them an opportunity (for a small butt kissing session) for the chance of getting 1 years for free.
Bump.
Some people dont know a good thing when it slaps them.
18 Jun 07
Originally posted by rmackenThen there are the rest of us begging to be slapped. 😕
its funny how the non-subs always moan that they are getting seen off not being able to enter tournaments/ clans, you offer them an opportunity (for a small butt kissing session) for the chance of getting 1 years for free.
Some people dont know a good thing when it slaps them.
18 Jun 07
Originally posted by masscatHow would the offer go unclaimed when there is a perfectly good begging letter in this thread. Trev's right though, this is just an expensive way to recruit for my clan.
My subscription on another site is about to expire. If your offer goes unclaimed would you considered renewing it instead of purchasing me a subscription here?
18 Jun 07
Originally posted by cadwahHow about pissing the money up against the wall instead ?
How would the offer go unclaimed when there is a perfectly good begging letter in this thread. Trev's right though, this is just an expensive way to recruit for my clan.
That way everybody is happy.....except the non-sub scum, but you'll be too drunk to care 😀
18 Jun 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundNo I will not use this money for beer, I cannot have any bad karma following me to the pub considering the state I normally end up in, anything could happen.
How about pissing the money up against the wall instead ?
That way everybody is happy.....except the non-sub scum, but you'll be too drunk to care 😀