Dear Cad,
You and me go way back mate. I think the job you do is sterling. I would be happy for you to collect monies off me for all my life, such is the caressing manner in which you do so.
I really admire your hair. Especially the baldy bit! I just want to rub chocolate mousse into your shiny scalp.
Finally, I promise not to slaughter your armies in China with my immense Russian leviathon, in our Risk game [game 506386] if you could be so kind as to donate me a lovely pointy star.
Thank you for considering my application
Jim x
Was the Chocolate mousse bit a little extreme?
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Originally posted by jimslyp69Now we're getting there!!!
Dear Cad,
You and me go way back mate. I think the job you do is sterling. I would be happy for you to collect monies off me for all my life, such is the caressing manner in which you do so.
I really admire your hair. Especially the baldy bit! I just want to rub chocolate mousse into your shiny scalp.
Finally, I promise not to slaughter your armies in C ...[text shortened]... utube.com/watch?v=IdjQCoiYGWs
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Originally posted by MarinkatombObviously I'm not going to broadcast that, but one lucky punter had his £11k debt written off because he made me laugh. He said the balance was due to fraud on his account, I asked him why he hadn't reported it until now and he said that the fraudsters were spending less than his wife usually does.
Which bank do you work for again? 😛
Originally posted by Jake EllisonWhat do you mean one of us? Hurry up and beg why don't you!
If one of us wins the sub, then won't that person be then tainted with the bad karma your trying to shift? Every game they play will be lost! Won't be very good for your clan.
...and don't worry, karma doesn't really exist.
Originally posted by cadwahUm. Any chance I can trnsfer all my debt to your agency? PLease? I'll tickle your toes with any object of your desire.
Obviously I'm not going to broadcast that, but one lucky punter had his £11k debt written off because he made me laugh. He said the balance was due to fraud on his account, I asked him why he hadn't reported it until now and he said that the fraudsters were spending less than his wife usually does.