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Are we talking about the same joke? I was assuming that rbh was making some sort of 'dirty old man on the internet' reference but I decided to take it and use the picture in reference to the speedos referred to in the original post - it is a new form of trolling I have invented where you steer the topic back on track to its original intentions when other people are keen to steer off at a tangent.

Was that your interpretation or were you thinking of something completely different?

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Originally posted by Kaleigh
What age should a girl be allowed to wear a bikini?
What age should a guy be forbidden to wear a spedo?

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why do girls wear bikinis in the first place? Why don't they wear shorts like guys do?

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Originally posted by uzless
why do girls wear bikinis in the first place? Why don't they wear shorts like guys do?
Cause they have sexy bodies and look better wearing less clothing.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Cause they have sexy bodies and look better wearing less clothing.
following that logic, they should wear bikinis all the time if its true they look better wearing less clothing.

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Originally posted by uzless
following that logic, they should wear bikinis all the time if its true they look better wearing less clothing.
No they shouldnt. There are some bodies that should be covered up at all times.

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Well maybe, but then you would get too used to it and get bored. Sometimes it is the knowing what is underneath that can be more exciting then seeing it.... although in the end, of course, you do need to handle the goods.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Well maybe, but then you would get too used to it and get bored. Sometimes it is the knowing what is underneath that can be more exciting then seeing it.... although in the end, of course, you do need to handle the goods.
how do you make 5 pounds of fat look attractive to guys?

put a nipple on it.

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Originally posted by uzless
how do you make 5 pounds of fat look attractive to guys?

put a nipple on it.
Hold on. The nipple must be pink and not a ghastly shade of brown. Also, it must not resemble a medium pep and cheese pizza from Godfather's.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hold on. The nipple must be pink and not a ghastly shade of brown. Also, it must not resemble a medium pep and cheese pizza from Godfather's.
poor franny

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Ones with ovaries?

What kind of idiot question is that?

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Originally posted by uzless
poor _________
Dude... Please don't say the name here among these creeps....

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hold on. The nipple must be pink and not a ghastly shade of brown. Also, it must not resemble a medium pep and cheese pizza from Godfather's.
Or invisible, like Michael's Sicilian wife, Apollonia in The Godfather. Those don't work either.

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wtf would u care what colour a nipple is anyway? u gay for colours?
it can be anything from blue to green to purple, as long as its suckable😀

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Originally posted by zozozozo
wtf would u care what colour a nipple is anyway? u gay for colours?
it can be anything from blue to green to purple, as long as its suckable😀
That's because you're desperate for any kind of sexual contact, be it from a female or your basement couch cushions. I, on the other hand, because of my good looks and desirability, could at one point afford to be somewhat choosy in deciding. That was before I committed myself to a monogamous relationship with a lovely girl who has small pink nipples.

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