Right...this one only works at parties....
Say to a girl: "I can make your breasts move without touching you."
She'll probably either think you're taking the piss or you have a trick.
So, what you then say is: "It's like I can make your hands move without touching you as well."
Tell her to stick her hands out. When she does, stick you (r hands - edit) out the other way around (either palm up or palm down) and say: "No, I meant like this."
She'll turn her hands around and you say: "See. I made you move your hands without touching you."
She'll now be prepared!
Then you say: "Well, along these lines, I can make your breasts move without touching you, and you are now prepared. Wanna bet 1 euro?"
More often than not she won't dare bet a euro, because she knows there's some trick involved, so settle for whatever price she wants to bet on.
Place the money on the table...
Grab her breasts, (gently) juggle them about and say: "You win."
🙂
Obviously you're more likely to pick up a court case than a girl with these lines, but that's half the fun!
Originally posted by shavixmirThat's pretty slick...I don't think I'd have the balls to do this, though. I like my nuts the way they are!
Right...this one only works at parties....
Say to a girl: "I can make your breasts move without touching you."
She'll probably either think you're taking the piss or you have a trick.
So, what you then say is: "It's like I can make your hands move without touching you as well."
Tell her to stick her hands out. When she does, stick you (r han ...[text shortened]... more likely to pick up a court case than a girl with these lines, but that's half the fun!
Originally posted by shavixmirSo Shavi, have you tried this, or only thought about trying it? And if so, what were the results?
Right...this one only works at parties....
Grab her breasts, (gently) juggle them about and say: "You win."
Obviously you're more likely to pick up a court case than a girl with these lines, but that's half the fun!
Originally posted by The PlumberIf the purpose is to get better acquainted......was that an effective pick-up technique? Shav said he tried it with people who knew him well. I though a pick-up line was something you used to get someone unknown or at least unfamiliar with you to be willing to know you better.
OK, lets' see....
25 attempts, 24 free gropes, 1 slap - there're some who would say that's a decent record....😲
Of course, I could be mistaken.....
Originally posted by AynatOr perhaps... for you get to know them better.
If the purpose is to get better acquainted......was that an effective pick-up technique? Shav said he tried it with people who knew him well. I though a pick-up line was something you used to get someone unknown or at least unfamiliar with you to be willing to know you better.
Of course, I could be mistaken.....
hmmmm...
Originally posted by kellsyBrilliant Kellsy
This makes me think about a strange man that I saw when I was doing some fishing with Tom, believe me this strange person pulled out his rod and started to talk to the fish in the river. he held his knob up and made these strange calls shout ...[text shortened]... oined an internet chess site after a fish bit off his tiny winky.
Here's a rec for you!
(Edit) Oooo look its your first as well!