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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Here's mine...."Comon, how bout you and me having sex?"
"How about you and me make your parents proud in the next five minutes. I swear to god we could!"

Donnie Baker

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"We got it together didn't we.🙂 Nobody but you and me.😉 We got it together baby.😛"

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Here's mine...."Comon, how bout you and me having sex?"
Highly original, Mr T. Full marks for that one.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
it's ok I like a man who knows how to handle plumbing.
Reminds me of an incident at work. I was an apprentice pipefitter and this gorgeous redhead walked up to me in front of all the journeymen and told me, "So you are a plumber eh? I've got a plumbing job for you to do."

Being naive at the time my reply was, "I don't think I could handle it." Heh, really made everyone burst out laughing.

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"Are your feet hurting? Because you've been running through my head all day"


"You remind me of a parking ticket. You got 'fine' written all over you"

...those are from Big Brother last year. Victor.

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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

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Originally posted by katty
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Would you like to engage in one of my own tests, my dearest?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Would you like to engage in one of my own tests, my dearest?
Umm... ok

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Would you like to engage in one of my own tests, my dearest?
Like... What's the capital of Kazakhstan?

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Originally posted by chessnut57
Like... What's the capital of Kazakhstan?
The capital of Kazakhstan is Astana. 😉

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Originally posted by Wildfire
The capital of Kazakhstan is Astana. 😉
Googler!

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Originally posted by chessnut57
Googler!
Guilty as charged!

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Originally posted by katty
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
if you break out in a rash, it may be an allergy. or not...😕

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Originally posted by katty
Umm... ok
Hey Bowmann, looks like the fire is dying...

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