Blonde Jokes,Yo Mamma Jokes & Other Stupid Joke...

Blonde Jokes,Yo Mamma Jokes & Other Stupid Joke...

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Standard memberpawnfondler
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Behind you

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Originally posted by mokko
How the heck did "I" get in there?😕
I dunno, but it was capitalized!

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what does a snail say riding on a turtle?











































WHEEEEEE!

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Standard membermcrrock

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What do u call a snail?

A Snot with a crash helmet

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Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

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I've posted this before but...


What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

The washing machine won't follow you home after you dump a load in it.

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Originally posted by ark13
I've posted this before but...


What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

The washing machine won't follow you home after you dump a load in it.
Whats the difference between a beer bottle and a blonde?

Nothing,There both empty from the neck up.

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Yo mums so old shes got a signed bible from the original writers.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says,"Why the long face?" 😵

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Don't get no better

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Yo mama's so fat she uses the freeway for a slip n' slide!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Yo mama's so fat she uses the freeway for a slip n' slide!
!!!LOL!!!

Here Are some:
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Standard memberAThousandYoung
Don't get no better

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Courtesy of the Mad King:

A Human, a Troll and a Dwarf walked into a bar...

Wait, no, the Dwarf walked under it because he's so short!

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Then he gives you Witch's Brew! Unless you don't laugh. Then he kills you. 😞

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Enola Straight

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
what does a snail say riding on a turtle?











































WHEEEEEE!
Now THIS one's funny! Or else I'm very tired...

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It's funny 😴😴😴
(It's actually very funny and a clean joke too)

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What do you call a chess piece that complains all the time?
A Bitch-up. 😞

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Yo mama got so lazy they call her the dead sea.