Blonde Jokes,Yo Mamma Jokes & Other Stupid Joke...

Blonde Jokes,Yo Mamma Jokes & Other Stupid Joke...

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11 Dec 06

Your mother is so fat that she runs a serious risk of having a heart condition.

Yo mamma's so fat, she got diabetes, and has to inject insulin every day, and the doctors say if she doesn't lose some weight they may have to take her foot, and sometimes at night you hear her quietly crying!

Your sister has sexual intercourse so often that it's very likely she could contract a venereal disease or even have an unwanted pregnancy.

IC

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11 Dec 06

Originally posted by ertang
Your mother is so fat that she runs a serious risk of having a heart condition.

Yo mamma's so fat, she got diabetes, and has to inject insulin every day, and the doctors say if she doesn't lose some weight they may have to take her foot, and sometimes at night you hear her quietly crying!

Your sister has sexual intercourse so often that it's very likely she could contract a venereal disease or even have an unwanted pregnancy.
Don't give up your day job. 😕

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12 Dec 06

Why did the 1 handed man cross the road?

2 get 2 the 2nd hand shop.