Originally posted by mcrrockWhy didn't yo mamma cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road.
to get to the other side(But he got hit by a car)
Why did the 2nd chicken cross the road.
To visit his flat mate.
Get it. his mate got hit by a car so now hes flat.
Because she's so fat she can be on both sides of the road simultaneously.
Originally posted by NordlysLOL
Why didn't yo mamma cross the road?
Because she's so fat she can be on both sides of the road simultaneously.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Those are some funny ones.😵😵
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
Max Planck..Chicken can only cross road in fixed intervals of time, which are multiples of the fundamental time decided by dist, speed and size of chick...and no other times are allowed.
S. Chandrashekhar : Whether the chicken actually crossed the road can only be told by weighing it first and putting an upper limit to the mass in the integral of the road.
Eddington: Only two people on this entire earth know how the chicken crossed the road. Einstein and me.
Stephen Hawking: we can explain this by moving the video of the motion of the chicken in the backward direction and studying the beginning of its motion.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural Gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads. This brought such occurrences into being.
A blonde,Brunette & a red hair were standing infront of a firing squad a bout to be shot at.They made up a plan.The Brunette yelled Earthquake they looked around so the brunette ran off.The red hair yelled out tornado once again they looked so the red hair ran away.Then the blonde yelled out FIRE she didn't get a chance to run away because they fired the guns.
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room. So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range. There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again. Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.