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Originally posted by chancremechanic
You are ignorant...what was canada's defense spending during the cold war?...$3.34 total.....for a bottle of La Batts...if Russia had sent a nuke over the North Pole towards Ottawa, we would have interceded to knock it out from NORAD in Colorado and not even have charged you the "pimp-Daddy" fee....enjoy your freedom...

Last time I checked, NORAD was a joint Canadian-American operation. So much for being neighbourly...

Originally posted by darvlay
Last time I checked, NORAD was a joint Canadian-American operation. So much for being neighbourly...

You have a point. Perhaps you should let whats goin on eh on that little secret.

Originally posted by slimjim
You have a point. Perhaps you should let whats goin on eh on that little secret.

I think that Azeri Guy's right, maybe we should drop the arguement for now. Way to show Azeri Guy what Canada is like!

Anyway, outside of the bickering . . .

Azeri guy: maybe we haven't shown you a true Canada. Technically, our two countries have a decent relationship.

If you are in the Toronto area, there is so many things to see. If you are in the CN Tower on a smogless gay, you get a good view of Lake Ontario and the city. The Skydome has a really good cafe inside that is open even when no one is playing. The Eaton Shopping Centre is impressive, too. Check out Wonderland and Ontario PLace if you get the chance. Of course, this all costs money, but you may find that it is worth it.
Darvlay seems to know the area so let him be a kind of guide for you. Enjoy your trip.

I won't even comment on NORAD . . .

Originally posted by darvlay
Last time I checked, NORAD was a joint Canadian-American operation. So much for being neighbourly...

OK, I 'll give you that...good point....

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Exactly!

Your right about one thing, I am very hostile, so don't mess with me. But you should know what happens here when you put down another persons country, it gets heated even if you try to defend your stupid comments by saying it was a joke

Originally posted by PocketKings
Your right about one thing, I am very hostile, so don't mess with me. But you should know what happens here when you put down another persons country, it gets heated even if you try to defend your stupid comments by saying it was a joke

Well, isn't that precious? Let's all sing America the Beautiful and go kill some coons.

Originally posted by darvlay
Well, isn't that precious? Let's all sing America the Beautiful and go kill some coons.

Love you 2 Darv 😛 I'm done now, just had to answer that last shot that was taken at me 🙂 And I'm from Philadelphia, its those damn southerners that kill the coons LOL

Originally posted by PocketKings
Love you 2 Darv 😛 I'm done now, just had to answer that last shot that was taken at me 🙂 And I'm from Philadelphia, its those damn southerners that kill the coons LOL

From a Canadian point of view, PK, y'll are darn coon-killin' southerners. 🙄

Originally posted by widget
From a Canadian point of view, PK, y'll are darn coon-killin' southerners. 🙄

You forgot inbreeding... all Americans South of the Mason-Dixon line are inbreeders.... and have enthusiastic unlawful carnal knowledge with farm animals.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You forgot inbreeding... all Americans South of the Mason-Dixon line are inbreeders.... and have enthusiastic unlawful carnal knowledge with farm animals.

that happens a lot further down from the mason-dixon line and a little west also. I'd put kentucky, tennesse, west virginia, a little of georgia, and also missisippi down into louisiana into that category. keep your goats, sheeps, horses and dogs away. basically any animal with a sphincter is in trouble in some parts of those states. pennsylvania is clean 😀

Originally posted by PocketKings
that happens a lot further down from the mason-dixon line and a little west also. I'd put kentucky, tennesse, west virginia, a little of georgia, and also missisippi down into louisiana into that category. keep your goats, sheeps, horses and dogs away. basically any animal with a sphincter is in trouble in some parts of those states. pennsylvania is clean 😀

Not quite . I heard about a man from your wonderful state who went deer hunting , was successful , and proudly brought home his kill . What did he do with it ? Make sausage ? Tan the hide ? Take it to a taxidermist* ? No , he brought it back to his apartment for a week of "romance" . Neighbors called police and had them break in to his apartment because of the smell . They thought someone had died in there .

*(I think he heard about "mounting the deer" , and got the wrong idea.)

Originally posted by PocketKings
that happens a lot further down from the mason-dixon line and a little west also. I'd put kentucky, tennesse, west virginia, a little of georgia, and also missisippi down into louisiana into that category. keep your goats, sheeps, horses and dogs away. basically any animal with a sphincter is in trouble in some parts of those states. pennsylvania is clean 😀

I love the South and the the supple skin of a freshly sheared sheep.


Pennsylvania may be 'clean' but y'all are a bunch of drunken psychos, wannabe hockey thugs, turbo sluts and drug whores. One of my favorite places.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I love the South and the the supple skin of a freshly sheared sheep.


Pennsylvania may be 'clean' but y'all are a bunch of drunken psychos, wannabe hockey thugs, turbo ----- and drug whores. One of my favorite places.

Thanx for the compliment. I love it here 2 😛

Originally posted by PocketKings
that happens a lot further down from the mason-dixon line and a little west also. I'd put kentucky, tennesse, west virginia, a little of georgia, and also missisippi down into louisiana into that category. keep your goats, sheeps, horses and dogs away. basically any animal with a sphincter is in trouble in some parts of those states. pennsylvania is clean 😀

I'm from the South and I never screwed any sheep or goats. A couple of bimbos from Philly though. Wait a minute. I guess thats the same thing ain't it?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You forgot inbreeding... all Americans South of the Mason-Dixon line are inbreeders.... and have enthusiastic unlawful carnal knowledge with farm animals.

I thought you Canucks were the inbreeders. Thats how you got Newfies right.