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Originally posted by slimjim
I thought you Canucks were the inbreeders. Thats how you got Newfies right.

C'mon now, Slim. You seem like the type of guy who would dig Newfies. I, for one, think they're hilarious and always entertaining to be around.

Originally posted by darvlay
C'mon now, Slim. You seem like the type of guy who would dig Newfies. I, for one, think they're hilarious and always entertaining to be around.

Nova Scotians are by far the biggest party animals in Canada. Fun as hell and twice as ugly. Not to mention that most of them will think nothing of taking on a whole bar in a brawl. A party is frequently rated on how much of the house was knocked down in the process. You've got to respect the commitment it takes to stay drunk for a whole week.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Nova Scotians are by far the biggest party animals in Canada. Fun as hell and twice as ugly. Not to mention that most of them will think nothing of taking on a whole bar in a brawl. A party is frequently rated on how much of the house was knocked down in the process. You've got to respect the commitment it takes to stay drunk for a whole week.

I concur. A guy I went to school with from N.S. once sh-t into his own hand and whipped it at someone in the neighbouring toilet stall.

Originally posted by darvlay
C'mon now, Slim. You seem like the type of guy who would dig Newfies. I, for one, think they're hilarious and always entertaining to be around.

I take it back. Most of the Newfies I have met are real party animals and I have had real good times drinking them under the table. Apologies to all Newfies.

Originally posted by darvlay
C'mon now, Slim. You seem like the type of guy who would dig Newfies. I, for one, think they're hilarious and always entertaining to be around.

Unless it's half of your family. Then it can be down right embaressing. But true, never al dull moment over the holidays for sure!

Originally posted by darvlay
I concur. A guy I went to school with from N.S. once sh-t into his own hand and whipped it at someone in the neighbouring toilet stall.

Some friends and I got drunk once and we went out camping. Being drunk, we forgot to get some toilet paper so it developed into a contest of who could go the longest without sh-tting. A guy, who wasn't much of my friend, he just went along for the trip, lost the contest and instead of leaving well enough alone decided to wipe his @ss with his hand. Not many people go near him anymore . . .

ah, the memories of being drunk . . .

Originally posted by darvlay
I concur. A guy I went to school with from N.S. once sh-t into his own hand and whipped it at someone in the neighbouring toilet stall.

That's f*king awesome, he's my hero for the day. Oft I have dreamt of hurling feces at ignorant heathens. The most I can boast is pissing in someone's cowboy boot.... while they were wearing them.... no sense of humor I tell you.

Originally posted by PocketKings
that happens a lot further down from the mason-dixon line and a little west also. I'd put kentucky, tennesse, west virginia, a little of georgia, and also missisippi down into louisiana into that category. keep your goats, sheeps, horses and dogs away. basically any animal with a sphincter is in trouble in some parts of those states. pennsylvania is clean 😀

Your part of Pennsylvania is full of queers and steers...and the steers have inflamed azzzholes....I'm from Georgia and don't appreciate a Carpetbagging so-called teacher dissing my part of the country....it shows just how ignorant you are....Comprende?😠

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You forgot inbreeding... all Americans South of the Mason-Dixon line are inbreeders.... and have enthusiastic unlawful carnal knowledge with farm animals.

Yeah, the Canucks I saw up around Agawa Canyon near Lake Superior had eyes barely separated by a monobrow....you know nothing about southern Americans; some of the nicest people around and I know a few that would shove your Great White Northern Azz in a pile of farm-animal chit! Go screw a polar bear.....😉...preferably male....

Originally posted by chancremechanic
Yeah, the Canucks I saw up around Agawa Canyon near Lake Superior had eyes barely separated by a monobrow....you know nothing about southern Americans; some of the nicest people around and I know a few that would shove your Great White Northern Azz in a pile of farm-animal chit! Go screw a polar bear.....😉...preferably male....

I beg to differ, I've live in Louisiana and Florida(pseudo South) and travelled throughout the South for years. No to mention that my wife's from Louisiana. I love the South, but y'all are still a bunch of inbred, crazy, redneck, civil war, the South will rise again mother f'ers.

I've seen more crazy, stupid scheit while living down here than I would have expected to live through. I've been shot at, flipped boats at high speed, brawled in every major city in Louisiana and Texas, fished the Gulf in 7+' swells, shot every animal that happened to come into my sights (and eaten everything that walks or crawls), gotten married, enlarged my liver (intense alcohol conditioning), partied hard and then kept on going, the list goes on and much of it can't be mentioned due to its dubious moral, ethical and legal status.

The South Uber Alles

Originally posted by Azeri guy
These are some scary stories about shitting and pissing in Canada and the US that I shouldn't have read! Now I will be more careful while using public toilets here 🙂

I plan to visit CN tower today. Darv, I couldn't make it to your show dude. i wanted to go so much - we had this come togetrher party with all the peopele I know from Toronto! please let me know when hyou have your next performance!

What was it? Don't throw toothpicks in the urinal because Canadian crabs can pole vault?