Crumpet etiquette

Ghost of a Duke

General

09 Jan 24

The Gravedigger

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

Joined: 04 Feb 11
Moves: 50337

11 Jan 24

We still haven't found woof woof.

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29900

14 Jan 24

-1

Apologies I haven't been here recently promoting the enjoyment of crumpets.

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29900

14 Jan 24

Ghost of a Duke

What would you do for a crumpet?

13% Hold your breath for 4 minutes

13% Drink a pint of cold gravy

38% Spend a night in Dave's shed (highly populated with spiders)

38% Learn the Macarena

8 votes • Final results

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined: 04 Oct 06
Moves: 649673

14 Jan 24

@kewpie said
Heel.

I stand corrected AGAIN, Heel. 🙂

Thanks Kewpie!

-VR

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined: 04 Oct 06
Moves: 649673

14 Jan 24

@great-big-stees said
Well call it “the bum”.

Yes, You upper Canadians have a language all your own. 🙂

-VR

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Moves: 649673

14 Jan 24

@the-gravedigger said
We still haven't found woof woof.

Possible name change?

-VR

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Moves: 649673

14 Jan 24

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Apologies I haven't been here recently promoting the enjoyment of crumpets.

Next time 30 lashes for you Sir!

-VR

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29900

14 Jan 24

@very-rusty said
Next time 30 lashes for you Sir!

-VR

Please keep your lashes away from the crumpets.

The Gravedigger

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

Joined: 04 Feb 11
Moves: 50337

14 Jan 24

@very-rusty said
Possible name change?

-VR

Could be but I don't think that was his style.

Ghost of a Duke

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Moves: 29900

14 Jan 24

What's round and sounds like a trumpet?

moonbus

Über-Nerd (emeritus)

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14 Jan 24

@ghost-of-a-duke said
What's round and sounds like a trumpet?

Er, strumpet?

Ghost of a Duke

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Moves: 29900

14 Jan 24

@moonbus said
Er, strumpet?

No thank you sir, it's nearly bedtime.

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Moves: 649673

14 Jan 24

@ghost-of-a-duke said
What's round and sounds like a trumpet?

Why crumpet of course. 🙂

-VR

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29900

14 Jan 24

@very-rusty said
Why crumpet of course. 🙂

-VR

Give that chap a crumpet.

The Gravedigger

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

Joined: 04 Feb 11
Moves: 50337

14 Jan 24

If you mix water flour and yeast together then fry it what does it taste like?
Clue: Sounds like 'lump it.'