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@very-rusty said
I see, one would need to be educated on the aristocrat's before visiting England. πŸ™‚

-VR
Quite right. In fact, before going through passport control there's an entry test on aristocrats and crumpet etiquette.

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@divegeester said
3rd is permitted if after long coastal walk
Butter melted always
Marmite over any other topping, but others are permitted
Overuse of middle finger
Singing in national anthem in British tea shops is normal
Marmite only really works on a toasted nobbly. (End slice of a loaf of bread).

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@kewpie said
Absolutely! We don't go much for sweet stuff here, babies get addicted to Vegemite at a very early age. Applied with a very light touch of course. I've been told Americans spread it on thickly like jam, but that's not on.
In truth I have never tried it.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Marmite only really works on a toasted nobbly. (End slice of a loaf of bread).
We call that the heal of the bread! πŸ™‚

-VR

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@very-rusty said
We call that the heal of the bread! πŸ™‚

-VR
Heel.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Marmite only really works on a toasted nobbly. (End slice of a loaf of bread).
I had no idea. I thought everyone called it a crust?

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Marmite only really works on a toasted nobbly. (End slice of a loaf of bread).
Each to their own; for my missus and I it’s marmite soaked crumpets every time. Although marmalade makes a showing every now and then.

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FIGJAM on crumpets.

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@happy-chappy said
FIGJAM on crumpets.
I suport that.

And our homemade Orange marmelade (Oranges not homegrown...)

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I would like to take this moment to shout out for the Great English Muffin, Crumpets are not as quintessential as the Regal English Muffin.

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@very-rusty said
We call that the heal of the bread! πŸ™‚

-VR
Well call it “the bum”.

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@great-big-stees said
Well call it “the bum”.
2 crusts with bacon and sausages filling is called a big Docker.

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@drewnogal said
I had no idea. I thought everyone called it a crust?
Crust is the top, bottom, sides and ends of the bread.... The heel is just the end.

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@kewpie said
Heel.
Woof woof. Do I get a treat now?

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@moonbus said
Woof woof. Do I get a treat now?
Is “treat” a metaphor for “thumb”?

In which case, yes, here you go … good boy πŸ•

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