Dodgy Dating

@a-unique-nickname said
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

@great-big-stees said
For a fat guy you don’t sweat much.
Edit:I dated her.

My names Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Your hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
What do you mean no?
I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.

@fmf said
4. "Now, darling, when I say a shag is in the offing, I do NOT mean a carpet with a long pile, some coarse-cut tobacco, or a goose-sized bird."

The Gravedigger Gambit.

i watched a random tiktok just yesterday
a park scene, she's sitting at a table engrossed in her laptop while listening to headphones
a guy walks up behind, and with scissors just cuts her headphone cord
she's stunned, he asks her out
she's doubly stunned, and cannot believe what's happening
the guy acts like he knows he's toast and offers her a brand new set of
airpods from his backpack
gives her his card and strolls on

i was amused

Now I know for sure what 'involuntarily celibate' means.

@divegeester said
Is this a Tinder reference?

I never used the app.

@divegeester said
Me!

The last time I went to a “disco” it was a student nightclub called RubberDuck in Cardiff about 17 years ago.

Horrible place; rammed with youths all screaming at each other over the dreadful din, the floor was like flypaper, the place stunk of cheap perfume, sweat and spilt beer. The bar was 12 deep wall-to-wall and serving what tasted like something an American would enjoy. I last about 20 minutes before heading to a normal bar with other humans.

@suzianne said
Ok, boomer.

@divegeester said
Me!

The last time I went to a “disco” it was a student nightclub called RubberDuck in Cardiff about 17 years ago.

Horrible place; rammed with youths all screaming at each other over the dreadful din, the floor was like flypaper, the place stunk of cheap perfume, sweat and spilt beer. The bar was 12 deep wall-to-wall and serving what tasted like something an American would enjoy. I last about 20 minutes before heading to a normal bar with other humans.

@very-rusty said
You have at least one in your clan might be interested in what your talking about, or may know by now you talk a lot of crap.

@divegeester said
Is this the alleged clan member who messages you but is too scared to talk to me? Lol.

@very-rusty said
No the guy that P.M.'s me is the American, your friend that got you in the clan to begin with. Use your head and think for a change gooster. 🙂 😛 He of course isn't the one who said I should pretend you were diseased, don't be confused little man. It isn't being scared of you but not arguing with you in the Clan Forum which as you know isn't allowed, but would be better than spilling the dirt in there THAN in the general forums. 🙂

-VR

@divegeester said
Tell me more Sir, you’ve got my interest.

@very-rusty said
Gooster, I could give you names, but I am not going to. Lets just say not all your clanmates think you're a great guy. We can leave it there and you can think about who that might be and how many. You have personally succeeded in ripping the clan apart, congratulations! Notice how no one but your Clan Leader and ex Clan leader back you or help you in any situation. Give it a little thought.

-VR