Dodgy Dating

@divegeester said
No I didn’t.

You’ve got enough on your plate, try not to worry about another thing.

Good to see you working on your altruism.

@divegeester said
That’s odd.
Never mind.

Except it's not odd at all, is it?

@divegeester said
Sounds a bit like a lecherous middle aged man.

That used to be me.

@divegeester said
Sounds a bit like a lecherous middle aged man.

Divestalker's mind works in predictable ways: He wishes to enlist others to visit while wallowing in his sickroom of lonely ideas.


"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

- Maya Angelou

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Good to see you working on your altruism.

Whatever makes you feel better.

@woofwoof said
Divestalker's mind works in predictable ways: He wishes to enlist others to visit while wallowing in his sickroom of lonely ideas.

Why are you talking to me in the third person; are you duchess64 in disguise?

@suzianne said
This has a higher chance of working with me than the rest of the lines here. Something new shows imagination, a sure sign of higher intelligence. Of course, the conversation after this is make or break.

Grazie!
I don't remember much about the conversations that followed; except that they frequently ended with me waking the next morning with a smile. 😊

I had some great days in the sun.

@divegeester said
Whatever makes you feel better.

Your "bitter little man-speak" would be more appropriate during your morning shave.
You know, while glowering at yourself in the mirror.

@divegeester said
Why are you talking to me in the third person; are you duchess64 in disguise?

Maybe because he's not talking to you.

Are you one of these people who think everyone's talking to them?

You have weird social "rules". Just because someone responds to something you said, they are not necessarily speaking to you.

You're welcome.

@woofwoof said
Grazie!
I don't remember much about the conversations that followed; except that they frequently ended with me waking the next morning with a smile. 😊

I had some great days in the sun.

Just getting in the front door with me doesn't always mean you're coming out the other side.

😏

@suzianne said
Are you one of these people who think everyone's talking to them?

Woofwoof was replying to me.

@woofwoof said
Your "bitter little man-speak" would be more appropriate during your morning shave.

If there was any “bitter little man” speak, it was from ghost of a duke. Your retort here is thin and badradgeresque.

@divegeester said
If there was any “bitter little man” speak, it was from ghost of a duke. Your retort here is thin and badradgeresque.

Hey itty bitty bitterman!
Yeah, I'm talking to you.

You criticizing my posts for "banter" value is like a mosquito calling a porcupine "little prick".

@divegeester said
If there was any “bitter little man” speak, it was from ghost of a duke. Your retort here is thin and badradgeresque.

Gooster, You're the only "Bitter Little Man" I have seen in here, even your twin isn't close in that department. 🙂

-VR

@great-big-stees said
What ever happened to, pick up lines at a bar?😢

The bar closed.