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Originally posted by Nordlys
He is crying now. :'(
Why do you hurt his feelings?
Cellos have them, too!
I... I didn't know 😞
Tell him I apologise,
And we can be friends.

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
I... I didn't know 😞
Tell him I apologise,
And we can be friends.
I once had
a friend very dear
Now I don't

Why is that, you ask?
Not being honest.

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You must say
what's on your mind, or
friendship dies

Only the harsh truth
can create good trust

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In the light
darkness fail to drown
your courage

Remember always
lit candles of trust

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When in doubt
Ask bluntly for truth
Receive it

You can tell in words
what is true and not

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Should wisdom
fail to convince you
use the knife

You can't be cheated
by those without breath

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Fortunate
That wisdom always
do prevail

Fortunate indeed
for life is precious

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So did I
use the knife or not?
No I won't

See, in wisdom lies
art of forgiveness

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And like I
said in previous
tanka, the

wisdom always win
Wisdom is mighty

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And my cat
has what appears to
be a brow

though it's not really
isn't that strange though

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How my mind
travels from my friend
to my cat

oh, that's right, I know
the cat is my friend

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And though she
disappeared for days
she's now back

and my trust in her
is fully restored

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The truth is
I don't even have
a cat, no

I just thought it would
make these tankas good

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Clearly it
didn't, so I'll just
shut up now

Live in peace and joy
And enjoy your cat

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Cellos for husbands,
And mods to do the dishes...
Funny looking thread!

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Evil octopus
Argues about IQ? Wormwood,
Fight for your honour!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Evil octopus
Argues about IQ? Wormwood,
Fight for your honour!
Bad avatar
or intentional?
Can't see it

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Originally posted by stocken
Bad avatar
or intentional?
Can't see it
Can't see it either.
And the lost prophet can't count.
Sad state of affairs.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Can't see it either.
And the lost prophet can't count.
Sad state of affairs.
a badger
is exercising -
I see that.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Can't see it either.
And the lost prophet can't count.
Sad state of affairs.
It's fine on my machine,
Not locally hosted though.
Will be fixed shortly!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
It's fine on my machine,
Not locally hosted though.
Will be fixed shortly!
I can see it when
I go to the URL.
Avatar? Still gone.

Edit: Oh, now it is there!
Happily jumping badger!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I can see it when
I go to the URL.
Avatar? Still gone.

Edit: Oh, now it is there!
Happily jumping badger!
Ah, hidden badger
Crappy webhosting no more!
Badger has new home!

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This site has badgers.
Lots and lots of big badgers.
Where are the beavers?

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Originally posted by orangutan
This site has badgers.
Lots and lots of big badgers.
Where are the beavers?
And where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns and beavers!
The baboons escaped.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
And where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns and beavers!
The baboons escaped.
Clowns, beavers and ANTS!
There are no ants here either!
.... well, maybe not ants .

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Originally posted by orangutan
Clowns, beavers and ANTS!
There are no ants here either!
.... well, maybe not ants .
What's with the outbreak
of badgers? I though we had
sprayed to prevent that.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
What's with the outbreak
of badgers? I though we had
sprayed to prevent that.
Badgers. More badgers.
They are hard to get rid of
(resistant to spray)

Someone should add to the FAQ
explaining all the badgers?

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