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Originally posted by reader1107
I microwave tea!
My cook books are paperweights!
YOUR turn to cook now!
What a wimp you are
Badger, moose, squirrel, faith whale:
I cook all my meals.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
The Joy of Cooking
surely has a better way
barbeque too dull.
Badger burger - no?
Nouveaux cuisine badger steak?
a petite portion.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
What a wimp you are
Badger, moose, squirrel, faith whale:
I cook all my meals.
Popcorn, tea, frozen
dinners. I microwave most
of mine! Pathetic!

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We don't need no stinking badgers. 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
We don't need no stinking badgers. 😠
Black and white stinker?
No - that is a skunk I think.
(I could be wrong though)

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
We don't need no stinking badgers. 😠
If we don't eat them
population explosion
they breed like rabbits.

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Originally posted by orangutan
Badger burger - no?
Nouveaux cuisine badger steak?
a petite portion.
Very good choice Sir.
A Waaafer thin Badger steak.
45 pounds please

What?. . .Mon Due. . .Mon Due
No. . .Not from my sky Rocket.
Your avin a laugh.

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don't eat poor badgers -
there are many foxes here,
so eat them instead.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
don't eat poor badgers -
there are many foxes here,
so eat them instead.
Fine. We will only
eat rich badgers instead. As
for foxes -- tasty?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Fine. We will only
eat rich badgers instead. As
for foxes -- tasty?
i've eaten none yet -
but as they shriek in the night,
i'm often tempted.

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Foxes and badgers
make a casserole or stew
We can eat them all!

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really?

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Foxes and badgers
make a casserole or stew
We can eat them all!
No kiddin'?

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Originally posted by GinoJ
No kiddin'?
This is no joke sir
Respect our haiku game, or
we will eat you too

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
This is no joke sir
Respect our haiku game, or
we will eat you too
Counting syllables
in English is hard for him.
So he doesn't play.

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